"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. "
i think this is funny. HAHA
my dad is ANOTHER YEAR OLDER.
sad thing.
OLDER OLDER AND OLDER.
hahahaha.
celebrated todayy.
which is alreadyy belated.
whoots.
BUT it dussin matter.
as long as theres a feast.
RWAR/
HAHA.
oh missy misssy.