nothing but to accept the regrets


FRIDAY! i went for dental,
and omg, my teeths are probably screaming in pain now.
HAHAH, i changed to a thicker wire plus tightening,
its feelinng plain terrible,
i have to only take in soft food for the next few days.
&*((^%


met vanessa tay! whom also have dental at the same place.
Dinner in pastamaniaaa,
swallowing everything. HHAHA okay not so bad.


Hokkaidooo ice creammm,
i still strongly feels that green tea ice cream
is awful,
and durian too! though im much in love
with real durian.


and then a lady came up to her!
for modellling,
omg, like desperately wanting her.
But she just thinks its a scam!
okay, possible but who knows,
maybe her boss is tyra banks.
HAHAHAHAHA.


tooothhbrushhhhh,
and we will only meet like
ONE or TEN years later!


TODAYTODAY,
took off to town,
with jessica&nigell!!
I went along,
despite being terribly sick of shopping,
(i know its stupid, cos its GSS NOW)
but seriously,
no town&no shopping for me please.
I had no much choice since,
her NUM voucher ends like TODAY,
and we had to get N's havaniass,
to celebrate his existence of god knows how many years.
HAHA


But it was goood choice to visit NUM today,
cos they had like a major affair todayyy!
20% off every havanias,
but you have it personalised,
for the first 1000.


NUM is packed like having twenty elephants in a single room.
YOU CAN DIE.


In the end, we got one eachhh!
WHOAA.
and we queued like motherhell long,
to have it personalise with a crystal.
its just a diamond stud!
so honestly not exactly personalised!
but it dussin matter,
since we got to see GUSELIIII!


And we had much funn outta the BEAR,
that was patrollling in heerem.
NUM mascot lah,
they prolly hated us,
for we kept abusing the bear,
and kept askinng
SO ARE YOU A GUY OR A GIRL.


and we took a photo with it,
acting as charlies angel,
they say,
they will chose the best few pictures i guess,
put up on theirr web,
and if we see our pic,
we'll win a i dont know what price.
Hahaha, so we attempted a very failed CHARLIES ANGEL,
if you realise.





shoppping,
nothing much!!


AND i visited the joint admission website today.
I saw SMU school of business offer in my account,
OMGOMG HYPERVENTILATED, serisouly,
So i dont know how!!
And the deadline is soon,
this is filthy screwed up.
I WANT MY BUSINESSSS.!!!!
But i accpted NUS already.
THIS IS GROSS.

i see the canot-be(s)


MEHH!
Hahahaha.
YESTERDAY WAS EXCITING.
As you know, Tanny has conned a license out of the instructor,
so shes currently able to drive,
taking the chance that her dad is overseas,
she wanted to drive to everywhere accesible,
and i was the willing vicim-to-be.
HOWEVER,
her mom was so worried,
she insisted on following.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
And when i told me granny,
she was about to turn purple,
and kept emphasizing HOW DANGEROUS its gg to be.


HAHA. OH LOVE BISCUIT
I can see how she tried to kill her mom,
by braking hard enough for her to fly outta the car.


SLOWSLOWSLOW.


YES but anyway,
shes turned into my hero overnight,
for knowing her directions so terribly well,
and being able to parkk without fail.
WHOAAAAAAAAAAA.
HAHAHAHAH


And after sitting in her car,
i decided i should never learn driving,
for its kinda freaky,
TOO MANY THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR,
and i probably only know how to go palces,
VERY VERY near my house,
and that i have visited a hundred times.
OR i'll have to follow bus routes,
OMG THATS STUPID.


She drove to parkwayy,
cafe domeeeeeeeeeee.
sstarbuckss.
Life like thats really gooooood
Can we do this everydayyyy please.


Then suntecccccc.
And homeeeeeeeeeeeee,
I WAS SO DEAD TIRED,
ALWAYS.


TODAYTODAY,
i could have slapped this motherhell auntie,
you know.
shes unreasonable, shes annoying.
she has a please-punch-me face,
she complains so much, talk likke helll.
AHAHAHA.
all together, it makes her SHIT.


I went back SA for training
with yujunnnnn,
well not exactly training,
more of talking.
Although i did try to run.
I promise, the next training i attend,
it'll be really training.
HAHHAA


And yes,
we ate dinner TWICE,
do you want to slap us!
I DO.

Met MINGHWEEE twitt last night!
HAHAH, we got more than enough catching up to do,
if you realise,
and i kept emphasizing that,
i would not be her neighbour anymore!
HAHAHA


Watching WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS,
with TANNY SICKCAT today.
OMG DAMN NICE MOVIEE.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED though most would have watched already.


Shouting at each other is normal,
whem im with her,
its our forms of communication.
HAHAHA HOW PERFECT RIGHT.


HEAL THE WORLDDDD MSN SHIT,
AND OUR HERO SONG.
MEMORISE AH!!!
NONO
THE LEMON TREEE SONG TOOO!
YOU YOU YOU HEARD TAT!
AHAHA
i wont be a LOSERRR

Abyss


Woooowoooowoooo.


Met Leqi,Yingjing&Yuwen,
two days ago
HAHA and we went down to Delta
to support SA Hockey girls and boys.
SADLY, we lost!!
TO VJ and RJ.
Booohoooo.
ITSS OKAY.
SA STILL IS DA MAN
HAHAHA
And how i miss that atmosphere.


Back to school for OCIP meeting.
TALKTALKTALKTALKTALK&TALK


Yesterdayyy,
i did a pregnancy test,
for a maid,
omg it so amazing.
HAHAHAHA
Its alil gross too,
cos we have to use urine.
I attempted to stop breathing throughout.


PACKPACKPACKPACK, donation items.
OMG.
Average of each box is like 10kg,
and theres over 30 boxes,
with only 20 people.
Do you know what it means.
HHAHAHA
We are gg to tear our muscles carrying a few boxes each.


BTW,
ive just accepted NUS offer,
i should stop thinking&choosing,
cos its not much useful at all,
i concluded with NOTHING NEW.


HOSTEL is also confirm.
I just need to find a mate and sign up.
But its hard to find a mate cos,
most of us feels that,
staying together will jeopardise out friendship,
we'lll probably fighting with each other every day,
and take turns to throw each other out of the room


EH WHOSE GG NUS, can tell me anot,
HAHAHA we sign up for camps together,
THANK YOU


EVERYWHERE IS AN OVENNNNNNNNNN.
The world is a BIG OVENNN.

you, dememtor


MOOOOOOOO.
Hellllloooo!!!
I feel busy which is something i should not be feeling,
really.
HAHAHA


Anyway being clinic assistant is not very easy,
i feeel OMG,
when theres so many patients
and that im soooo lagging in doing shits.
WHOOO


Yesterday i was back in SA packing all
the donation stuff,
its not enough for the people,
but alot for us to pack.
CRAZYYY BABY
HAHAHA,
cabbed from bishan with Yuwen,
omg the uncle is crazy,
he went out of the taxi
to retrieve his wallet.
AND THEN we was like WHOOO.
"LETS PLAY REAL LIFE CRAZYY TAXIIII"
HAHAH


back in school is sure fun,
ANYWAY LEQI joined us :)
we encounter unndies
and really weirddd clothings.
Bryan simply cannot tell the difference
betweeen big and smalllll.
Like Kids or adults.
LOUSY LEH.
HAHA


DINNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Derrick's treattt.
whooo hahaha,
but we want SUNHOCK.


TODAY,
back to SA.
this wasnt planned.
Cos the place was in a total mess,
we neeed to go back URGENTLY to clear up.
Yuwen went with meeeeeee againnnnn.
I CANT STAND SEEEING SHIT FACE FOR TWO CONTINUOUS DAY
HAHAHA


Andddd, we watched RUGBY,
we beat Rafffles 29 nilll,
WHOA WHOA WHOA.
SA RUGBY IS DA MAN!


EATEATEATEAT.


CONGRAT ONGLEQI!!

Its close to nothing


BLOGBLOGBLOG.
I cant rmb what i exactly did
the past few days,
but i vaguely rmb buying 4D
for the FIRST TIME with tanny.
It was pretty retarded cos we dint know how
it goes,
its like we stand there trying to
figure out about those boxes,
and the difference between big&small.
Anyway we ended up with two REALLY UGLY
number which obviously did not
come out as winning prizes,
or i would be flaunting it now.
HAHHA


And then i rmb gg for vaccination with
LEQI,
it was shit,
cos thats one thing i'm really TERRIFIED of,
HAHA the doctor probably thinks im gg mad,
or giving me the "shut the fuck up" face.


And then we went to meet the other OCIP peeeps.
Initially we thought the turnout is gg to be
horrible,
cos theres just the usual few of us,
and that alvin is gg to be the only teacher,
but thank holy god,
bryankieu and derrick ong turn up,
And we kinda totally forgot about YJT.
steambost in bugissssss.
minds cafeeee.
INSANE is what i can say.
UGLY IS WHAT I CAN SAY
HAHAHA


And today,
i met my classs!
classs outing babiessss!
Before the boys book back into army,
So anyway lunch in FISH&CO,
it was like
US talkinng about civilian life,
and them about ARMY.
Seriously NON STOP.


By the way i bump into YINGJING,
she terrifiedd my friends, really
HAHAHAH and attack my two JENNY&LUCY.


Then down to boat quayy.
TALKTALKTALKTALTKATLAK NON STOP.
I was getting abit bored,
listening to army story,
its like OMG SHUTUP
Im fallng asleep.
HAHAHA


And Geraldine, Evon and I
proceeeded to meet Louisa for dinnerr!
soup spoooooooonn

idyllic picture


Hellooo all,
i receive NUS letter FINALLY.
I got in Science Fac,
actually i could have long predicted that
business would not want me!
SO NOW,
im troubled,
HAHA cos im not enticed by any course
that NTU or NUS has offered me,
the dream of BUSINESS WOMAN NAME YUNLU IN FUTURE,
has just burstttttt!


To summarise,
its maths&econs in NTU
or science fac in NUS.
I wish they can make the courses sound abit
MORE EXCITING.
HAHA
now i need to go find out more about both!


Anyway, today,
i went to cut hair with Tanny,
NONO i dint cut,
actually i cut a few days ago already,
but apparently no one can sees a difference,
hence i see no point in mentioning it AT ALL.
HAHAHA.
HELLO FRIENDS, HOW CAN U ALL NOT NOTICE A CHANGE,
im utterly disappointed!


NOTHING MUCH,
other then to mention,
that i was a nurse todayy,
though i had no work,
cos she was coughing awayyyyy,
NON STOP,
like terminallly illl!
HAHAHAHAH
Its like oh oh shes gg to die.
HIPHIPHURRAY to the world!


I think ive got a new task,
to perfect my singing.
Bcos of Leqi never ending confidence
in my singing ability
so much that she has requested me to sing
a certain one song for her in cambodia,
I WOULD NOT disappoint her,
with my angelic and sweet as hell voice
HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hope this would not sound revolting to you all


I went to ask for boxes from POPULAR,
and they turned me down,
they dont have.
NOW WHERE SHOULD I FIND THOSE STUPID BOXES!!!
KILLLL MEEEEEEEEE.

Inevitable selfishness


IM WORKING WORKING,
IREEEGULARLY.


And really,
its been only a week since ive been
NURSE LIM.
And im already regretting.
Its not that the job is bad,
or that the people are terrible.


In fact the doctor is incredible,
in the sense that, omg,
he is retarded.
HAHAHA he feign a begger when there are no patients.
And seriously, you got to laugh.


Im tiredddd alreadyy,
though its a afternoon job!
HAHAH cos ive a kid, which angers me EVERYTIME.
MY LOVELY KID.


And OCIP stuff is alsooo weighing
on my minddd!
I just want to goo there,
i dont really fancy these planning stufffs.
SADXZXZXXZXZXZZ


And CAMP HIGH ACHEIVERS
finally finally called me down for some camp,
unfortunately, ive got a job,
or i'll have no qualms to attend.


TODAY,
i met OLDSCHOOL FRIENDS :)
WHOAAAAAA.
TANNY,TQ,CHARIS,VAL&JESSSIE.
HEY look here, jessie turned up!


NEWYORKNEWYORK!
Whats terrible is,
they like to ignore whatever
i think its interesting,
which isnt very fair.
They practically ignore me&tanny's
facesssss,
untill maybe we growl!
HAHAHA oh sometimes she ignores me tooo.
ANNOYING ENOUGH.




NURSE LIM IS TIRED.
HAHAHA NIGHT WORLD.

And i can sense


A week since i last blog!!!
As ive said, my comp is LAOPOKPOK,
it dussin assess certain webs,
which is annoying enough!!
soooo, im using my sis lappiee.
MUHAHAH


OKAYYY.
MAY 7
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHLOE GOH & JESSICA YIPP.
Nigel&I called Jessica out unexpectedly,
and had a very very EMBARASSING SURPRISE,
once again it got to do with Macdonalds. HAHAHA
SADLY, it was traumaticc.


MAY 8
HAPPY 19 BIRTHDAYY TWIN!!
We'll have belated meetup insteadd!


MAY 9
TAN AH PEK's birthdayyy!
Please do drown in your ageing,
wrinkled skin HAHAH


A few days ago,
yuwen&i went back to SA,
to stick up posters for donation drivess.
We seriously stick it EVERYWHERE
along this walkway,
like five steps one poster.
HAHAH we reckon the people
will go WTF DONATION DRIVE
DONATION DRIVE DONATION DRIVEEEEEE.
DONATION DRIVE DONATION DRIVE,
HELLL with it. HAHA


TODAY.
I went back to SA for OCIP meeting.
OMG fun and i feel young AGAIN.
though i seriously cursed for having to wake up early.
Before any activities,
we were pinning negative remarks
on current SC like CRAZYYY
HAHAHA


So anyway
we started off with JENGA,
omg JENGA JENGA JENGA,
horrible as hell game,
you know the UNO Stacko style thing.


We were split into groups, and each group take turn to go.
Apparently, the game ended like within five minn.
When half the people havent played.
i went up for my turn,
praying that i would NOT topple it,
or pick weird TRUTH or DARE
But something terrible just have to dash my hope!
YOU KNOW, i have yet to touch the blocksss
AGAIN, I EMPHASIZE I HAVE NOT TOUCH THE BLOCK,
It toppled off itself.
Like just when i went to it.
And hence, my group is gg to be made the team slave,
for the trip.
I AM SO SORRY HAHAHAHAHA
I dint see that coming, really
&@*($)#(# AHHHH.


Team talkkksss.
And then LUNCHHH
whooooooooooooo!!!
And then derrick ong drop leqi&i off!


I met TANNYshit for an hourrr,
and i think we tried the britain accent,
my ccurrent goalll,
to master it,
and abit more ambitious is to
MARRRY HARRY POTTER,
HAHAHAHAH
I AM GOOD OKAY.
you know, "BLOOOODY HELL"


Tuitionnn with my KID,
omgomgomgomgomg.
thats all i can say.
seriously.
-_-


MOTHERS DAY DINNNNEERRRRRR.




And btw, ive beeen hestitant to mention
that actually i found a PART TIME JOB.
And thats working in a cliniccc,
dispensing medicine.
HAHAHHAHA
IM NURSE LIM EVERYONE,
shouldnt you al salute to this
extremely ANGELIC job!
THANK YOU THANK YOU.

You first


BIRTHDAY SHIT




uhhh.
HAHAHA, my tuition kid cant stop
scratching herself omg,
she makes me feel really itchyyy.


Met Verns,Mongs,Janice in town,
bakerzinc for their mmm mm cakes.
BTW, i must mention that MONGS has
express truck lots of interest in
THE HOUSE OF CONDOMS,
she was eyeing this edible bra,
HAHAHA which i think would be very useful for her,
she wants her bra eaten off her bare skin.


Down to ClarkeQuay,
celebratded CHLOE GOH's BIRTHDAY omg,
partyy poppers for start off,
VERNS brought a bottle of wine, omg
A BOTTLE OF WINE in her bag,
what in the world is she doing.
HAHAHAHA.


Bridgeeee,
we played with her two friends,
max and shanti?? From TP Hockey.
i think so, and we play SNORTA,
theme is GODS.
This includes like Buddha, pig god, monkey god,
all the guanyinma HAHA,
go home and get karma, shitheads.
Its just themm, used to karma,
they dont care anymore. WHOOO.


Whats worse, Mongs explained the game to them,
with a very extremely crude example,
which probably make them think,
"mother hell ,are these really girls?!" HHAHA
FROM CHLOE:
I think we scared them quite immensely. We were teaching them snorta and Mings was like "For example, her name (points to Janice) is 'ing Lao Hia Eh!' you must shout her name if she opens the same card as you" Their faces were classic.




Somone's mom threw party when
her daughter had her period for
the FIRST TIME,
thank god its not my mom,
i would die of embarassment!!


EFFFING BORED.
With a BADBAD throat,
i feeel like dyingdyingdyingdying.

A hole like a great black pit


I received my FIRST letter of acceptance
from NTU yesterday, like finally.
It just dint turn up as i hoped for.
#&%*()#$&%(*$&)($%
So anyway, i wanted Nanyang Business School,
but mother hell,
i dint get that,
i got my other choice.
Maths&Econs combined degreee.


And so now im waiting for NUS
but apparently, i doubt i would
get business there tooo.


Business course have evolved to become like
some shit head law of medicine course please,
like only AAA or AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can get in, kns,
it dint used to be this shit.
StupiStupid Cow.
I am so annoyed.




Okay whatever, come what may.
HAHA
I went tanning with CHARIS yesterday.
Omg this time,
i feel over cooked,
i think we were under the nasty sun,
for 3 hour plus,
seriously,
i feel burnt for the first time.


Lunch in HKcafe,
which was deeply regretted when we found out
that DEAREST LOVELY NEWYORKNEWYORK in KOVAN is open.
Seriously. We could have just checked, and we dint.
Cos of the strong love for NewYorkNewYork,
we decided to go in there for a luxrious drink,
HAHA which again isnt that good.


And everyday now,
i crave for some waffles icecreammmmmmmm.




And recently, i feel irritated
with any small minor happenings.
Even with no test/exams, whatever
that drives me up the wall,
i still feel insane.
HAHAHA BAD.


I need a long holidayyyyy.
Away from everythinggggggggg.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

You can blame the heartless wind


YESTERDAY,
i gave my FIRST tuition to this
primary 6 kid,omg,
seriously, i was terrified imagining,
what excuse should i give if i cant solve the qn.
Like "umm this is not impt"
"this is not in syllabus"
HAHAHAH "dont need to do!!"
But okay it dint turn up as bad,
And anyway i almost wanted to kill her midway
thru the tuition.
"very tired, can dont do anot,
very tired very tired very tired...
X 10153486143 times"
HAHAHA


Down ClarkeQuay with TannyShit,
eat eat eat eat eat & eat,
we deserve to die, really.
Arathi joined us,
MOS queue was TERRIFYINGLY LONG,
its like the entire world's there or something,
we reckon we can only manage to go in
like when the music endssssss
Wenminn joined us abit late,
i wanted to murder her for not bringing ID.
HAHA


Anyway, i think MOS is not that baddd afterall,
theres the young crowddddd.
ITS so much thats its CLAUTROPHOBIC,
we couldnt even MOVE an INCH,
and we cant get into SMOOOVE,
for a while cos its too sardine pack inside.
I was pespiring some cow that
ran around singaporeee thriceee.


And then wenminn made us jump to the TURNER THING,
HAHAHA which is really coool.
and thennnnnnnn,
we saw GUSTLI/GUSELI, whatever this name,
MR RP HAHA right beside us,
(taking his friends as transparent)
and we were swooning,
i bet my ass tanny was on the
verge of POUNCING on him.
And anyway, she attracts "man"


We stayed till i think around 4 or seomthing,
BREAKFAST in Macs.
The entire macs are those DEADTIRED people.
And i cant blif we can actually
MISS NIGHT RIDER?!
and theres no buses/trains yet!
So we just rot/talk around the stinky,
full of SHOOTS river HAHAHAHA


Train home,
The mrt station,
felt like some war torn country,
or some monster invaded singapore,
everyone was slump on their asses,
loooking so dead!!
waiting for the FIRST train,
like attempting to cross the borders or something.


Home at 7am.
AND im VOICELESS,
ONCE AGAIN.


PICTURESSSSSSSS :) :)



































This is shopping with TWIN,
and i think we'er joing SHAPE run,
PLEASE train me.





ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





And this is the butterfly
that scare the hell outta us,
but sticks to justin's hand likeee,
for god knows how long.
HAHA we can bring it everywhere we go.