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Monday, February 25, 2008 9:41 PM

Resentment


OMG I AM SO BRAVE TODAY.


For two extraction today,
supposedly four jabs he said,
but i think i took EIGHT.
Becos, i kept saying
STILL PAIN, NOT NUMB, and go ahhhhhhhh.


HAHAHAHAHA
Its not as bad as EVERYONE tries to scare me.


THANK GOD.
just TWO MORE.


YESTERDAY.
I met SHARON SER,
shopping in bugissss.
HAHAHA.
i think we eat more than we shop though.



Saturday, February 23, 2008 9:54 PM

World without colours


WHAT HAPPEN TO DAY.


Im suppose to meet TANNY at THREE,
in SUNTEC, for the NTU talk.
but then,
somehow, i just dint stop.
HAHAHA.
I saw suntec passing by me just like that.
GOODNESSS.
When TANNY msg came that says
"WTF STOP!"
I was already in the highway, towardss parkway.


yes stupid,
yes dumb
i told you,
im an idiot
with DIRECTIONS.


cab back to suntec,
ANNOYING ENOUGH.


We walked around,
grab the brochures.
Stand there and just SAY HI to people we know
She was just looking for pretty girls.


And i finally see VALERIE KWA OMG


sat in the talk for prolly 15min
which we were just talking away.


Left for dinner in PIZZA.
The word to describe is that
"SHE IS EMBARASSING"


watched L CHANGES THE WORLD.
omg watch it damn good.
L is so cute.
People should start slouching like him
HAHAH



Friday, February 22, 2008 8:01 PM

Facing the face


OOOOHHHH.
HAHA.
I cant wait for April,
when my job in KKH ends.
Till now,
people stilll get shocked when i say im working
in a Hospital,
and pray for me to say that im NOT
taking care of patients.
IM SO DISAPPOINTED.


Anyway,
theres like a tea time everyday,
sometimes some lady would get
donuts, or some tarts,
puffs and eclaireeeees.
HAHA but the problem is,
half the people are there, are prolly on DIET.
Like they mention everyday.


Once when we celebrated the January Babies birthday,
i had a millions cakes waiting for me,
cos they DONT want.
DIET DIET.


And when i went down to collect food for them,
ask them once,
"DO YOU WANT"
They say NO as if, i was forcing them
to eat some 100 year old century egg,
or some buffalo penis.
Ask just ONCE MORE TIME<
she shriek like
you're about to suffocate them and
chop off their their nose.


Certain SOME.
HAHA its funny to see.


TODAY was goood.
For two hours,
i sat there mailing the LUCKY onces.
HAHA
For the whole chunk of people in the office
left for some mass meeting,
leaving yat,me&xingfang.
And in different cubicles mailing each other,
bcos they have no MSN installled,damn



Tuesday, February 19, 2008 10:11 PM

Silent noise


I DREAD EVERY SINGLE DAY.
WHY SHOULD I TORTURE MYSELF,
DURING SHOULD-BE PARTY LIFE HOLIDAY.
HAHA
WORK IS BORING.
AS HELL.
It makes me feel ultimate old,
like a old lady waiting for deathhh.


I met VANESSA TAY TODAY:D
Marche for dinner,
and she makes me EAT ALOT,
like REALLLY,
when i see her,
i can eat an entire farm.


HAHAHA.
We hd out little-unfilling pasta,
so we topped it up with a
OMG LARGE chocolate cake.
KILL ME,
KILL FATS,
FUCK CALORIES.


ANYWAY,
good laugh with her.
We complain the same shits about work,
about how NOLIFE oldies we've become.
AYE!!
VANESSA!! HAHA


DAMN IT.


TMR IS ANOTHER DAY.
LONG
AS
HELL.


EVIL TWIN
I MISS YOU.

\
SHIHAN&WANYEE
please visit me MORE OFTEN.
HAHA for im dying of boredom,
and i never spoke so LITTLE in a day.




did i mention,
im gg DISNEY ON ICE AGAIN
HAHA with MADDIES CO,
louisaaa got us ticketss!!



Monday, February 18, 2008 8:41 PM

The smeared frame


I realise,
my post are mostly overdued,
and its like posting about yesterdaysss.


ANYWAY SUNDAY.
I went for KICKBOXING LESSON,
for the first time,
with TANNY.
It kinda ruined my BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY MORNING,
the day, i get to sleep till dawn breaks.
HAHA


The instructors there got LARGE CHESTS.
Its threateningly HUGE,
i bet you can bounce on it like a
trampoline.
i change my mind of my fetish for big chest.
HAHAHAHA


IM SO ANNOYED CURRENTLY.
Because, FIRST it was PHONE,
and now its class.
*#$(#&%($&%(*&#$


CALL ME KIDDISH.
HAHA


My household is super unlucky,
like to the max.


We was picked to do some
shit expenditure survey.
And for two weeks now,
we got to record every single DOLLAR
that leaves/flies/roll out of our pockets
both willingly and unwillingly.
Would they murder me if i spend,
all my money on buying CONDOMS,
of different flavours/brands
HAHAHA i should try




Im going for extraction next week.
My lovely folks i see EVERY SINGLE DAY,
prolly thinks im gg for
a DAMN HUGE OPERATION.
They are going to get TRADITIONAL CHINESE MEDICINE,
and whatever smelly/healthy tonics,
thats going to reduce the blood leaking.
HAHAH. They obviously do not trust doctors.


I
AM
SO
DRAINED.



Sunday, February 17, 2008 10:02 PM

Caught Jumper.
Which wasn't very fantastic.
Or maybe cause,
I didn't quite know what was happening as I was busy throwing popcorns at Yunlu.
Nigel poured the entire box on her HAHAHA


To conquer Yunlu, she has to be outnumbered.



ON TANNY'S blog,
TELL ME
what did i do,
to deserve FRIENDS,
like thisssss.
ARE THEY EVEN FRIENDS?
HAHAHAH



Saturday, February 16, 2008 7:52 PM

Colours on paper plain


VALENTINE'S DAY.
HAHA its gotta be the WEIRDEST Vday EVER.
I met Tanny&Nigel,
and then Tanny's friend came to join us.


EVERYWHERE WAS COUPLES AND COUPLES
AND STILL COUPLES.
OH.
plus flowerssss and flowers and flowersss.


Anyway,
we got THREE TICKETS for Jumper,
but then we got FOUR PEOPLE,
hence after dinner in SWENSEN,
we had to plan to sneak one person in.
OOOOOOOOH hahah
And we did it.
My god,
its seeem so easy, damn it.


The show was OKAY,
not that i would highly recommend,
but then I WOULD really hope,
that I can teleport.


The show ended in some popcorn fight.
IT WAS S.H.I.T
HAHA


TODAY.
VISITED MR LIM OMG!!!!
HAHA
With Verns, Janice, Mongs,Yujun, Jessica.
The ungrateful juniors, just did not turn up.
We went with the Ngee Ann runners and Seniors.
OOH,
and ITS SAD hearing MrLim talk.


LUNCHED.
THEY ARE CRAZY,
EVERYDAY, EVERY MIN.
OMG. TALK ABOUT HAIRY AND BARE.
And itchy or not.
HOW GROSS. HAHA
I would like to go for another steamboat now,
plus ZOO and Pulau Ubin.


BIRTHDAY PARTY=GROSS



Tuesday, February 12, 2008 8:30 PM

Absolute





YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSS



Monday, February 11, 2008 10:02 PM

Null


Chinese New Year is more of less over,
EH NONO.
its over for me.
HAHAHA


back to work,
which is utterly disgusting.


anyway,
Tanny&I tropped to novena,
for a THAI BOXING TRIAL.
OMG.
WTH
HAHAHAHAHA


ITS SO MANLY.
I feel like a MAN.
We havent work out for so damn long,
doing those running/skipping/kicking sandbags,
BLAH BLAH.
We almost DIED.
I feel like,
im training with a National Team,
for some MAJOR competition okay.
HAHAHA
I can find my prospective husband here,
all HUGE CHEST.


And one was that we're supposed to kick the instructor,
called thomas,
whose totally RETARDED.
HAHA
Hes terrifed of us,
cos of our aimings.
I ended up kicking his boobies.
HAHAH


YESTERDAY.
Met the TWO Js AHAH.
and went to Nigel's CNY party,
And i shall never touch MAHJONH AGAIN.
its EMBARASSING LIKE.......



Saturday, February 09, 2008 8:17 PM

VISITING?
NOTHING INTERESTING!
HAHAHA



12:32 AM

Black&White sight


CHINESE NEW YEAR BABIESSSSS!
HAHAHA
Lately my house has been in a mess,
noisy, crowded anddd busyyyy.
OMG DIRTY TOO.
FOOD, WRAPPERS, KIDS & SO ON.


HAHAHA cos new year,
I dont do visiting alot,
I just NEED to stay at home,
and greet people,
and collect red packets.
OMG.
But for EVE and YESTERDAY & TODAY,
i went to a few places already.
Its been LONG since,
theres sucha huge family gathering,
travellinggg togetherrrr,
its more than TEN PEOPLE.


Anyway,
PRETTY BORING.
I hate people asking,
"WHEN IS A LEVEL RESULTS"
"WHICH UNI, WHAT COURSE"
They say as if i'll confirm get a palce in uni,
and its just a SIMPLE EASY & NATURAL processs.
Im SCARED OKAY.


EVE:)
I met TWIN earlyyyy,
For lunch, SUSHIIIIIIIII.
SHOPPING,
very last min,
but i bought ALOT.
HAHAHA.
home for REUNION.





HELLO TWIN:D
Its been LONG,
shopping with you is good/bad.
I spend a lot,
but come back with alot too.
HAHA.


FRIDAY (2nd day of new year)
People visiting.
Untill around dinner timee,
manage to get out of the house,
watch Kungfu Dunk
with JESSICA&NIGEL.
HAHA omg, FUNNY show.
IM SO EMBARASSED,
cos when the theatre is in total silence.
The bitch beside me BURP DAMN LOUD.
HAHAHAHAHA
Thai Express for dinner+a lil arcade.
HOME.





If nobody visiting me tmr,
I CAN GO VERNS HOUSE!



Monday, February 04, 2008 11:22 PM

Amidst


YESTERDAY(sunday)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS TINA.
:)
HAHA


I was all up&ready,
to go Pasaris Park,
and cycleeee like crazy,
but damnnit,
when i reached white sands to meet
TANNY&TQ,
it started pouring.


Anyway, we ended up eating
in downtown east,
charis&kenneth joined us,
ate from waffle factory
to KFC,
and still raining,
HAHA


We went all the way there just to EAT,
Arcadeeeeeeeee.
No cycling,
DISAPPOINTING.
HAHAHA


Its gg to be hard to get
all of them out again,
and the fact is that,
NOT EVEN ALL OF THEM TURN UP.
#%&*(#^%&*#^$*#&$#





TODAY.
theres work,
SOME TANN PERSON CAME TO MAKE ME JEALOUS.
HAHAHA


and you know,
there was NOTHING TO DO,
whenever theres something to do,
they insist that i should do them SLOWLY,
if not i'll be just sitting there, yawning


I couldnt takeeee my heavy eyes.
Headed to the toilet,
which is CLEAN, VERY CLEAN.
sat there,
and start closing my eyessssssss,
nap HAHAHAHAHA
They're gg to fire me soon.


The woman behinds me talk to her plant.
Like"hurry eat, hurry grow"
I feel crazy.
HAHAHA


Met VERNS&JANICE,
in chinatownnnnnn!
It changed my veryBAD opinion of Chinatown.


Anyway,
shopped around,
And i pulled off the top of a menequin,
and revealed her boobies,
which attracted an indian man
HAHAHA


dinner was a matching making session,
with these two aunties,
whom shared table with us.
She says we are clever(li hai),
cos we can drink tiger beer,
and she says its good.
HAHA


She went on to say, her son
is 24 already, but still got no gf,
say hes very quiet, only play comp&balls.
verns&I started recommending JANICE.
Like"SHE ALSO NO BF"
and it went on so far,
such that,
she ask to take a picture of JANICE,
which she did,
And took janice's number,
ALL FOR HER SON.
HAHA


I started asking,
"you want how many grandchildren"
verns went,
"wedding invite us"
HAHAHA


poor janice,
I HOPE HER SON CALLS YOU TONIGHT.


And the woman, thinks that
if the son marry me,
the son will "FA FENG"
(go crazy)
IM SO ANNOYED.
HAHAHA



Saturday, February 02, 2008 11:53 AM

Sparkles dim





The flash scaree her HAHAHA







OMG
HAHAHA
On Thurs,
Tanny had a complimentary visit
to True Yoga,
and i went with her,
We went to try the HOT YOGA CLASS.


Its an effing 37DEGREE.
KILL ME.
I feel COOOKED.


Anyway,
before entering,
we were like,
"aye if the aunties can, we sure can"


UNTRUE UNTRUE,
we were disappointed&embarassed.


See the aunties twist and turn and work their bodies,
like their some ballerinaaaaaas.


we were struggling for each pose,
like going to sprain&crack ourselves anytime.
And we was controlling,
NOT to laugh.


The lady infront of me was terrifying.
I think she has the ability to split her ass
into half.
Its .........


Dinner in LAUPASAT.
HAHAHA.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEEE TANGG QIANNN.
HAHA OLD ALREADY LAH.