The greatest want
OKAY,
I crashed NY,
i hid in the toilet for maybe a
mere three minutes.
And I just joined them for assembly,
since there were no teachers.
HAHA,
how amazing.
Flag raising,
Then Tanny's class started picnic,
before it was even supposed to start,
and we all end up with NO FOOD,
and val has HOT CAKES.
Omg.
Anyway the mass picnic on the track,
really looks like refugee camp.
HAHA
Left,
because of the Guy's awful singing.
I can sing better omg.
HAHA
Met Serhui and jasmine,
returned to PL :)
Its so crazyy omg.
The teachers were like Starss.
And they were taken into hiding.
I left before i see so many of themm.
#$*($^*#(&%#
Studied with TANNY SHIT.
HAHAHA.
NOT BAD NOT BAD.
And i had SOOO much fun,
laughing at AHBENGSS CONVO,
since the CHUNK of them was just beside us.
And OMGZXZXZXZ,
I think they were arseholes
bulllying a SMALL boy.
Its just pretty retarded.
LOVELY TESS :)
I think i broke the flowerr stalk
before i reached home.
HAHAHA
Be it that way
HOHO.
Thank god, this week is over.
And anyway Maths is Full of shittsss.
I think i use a tonne of paper for nothing,
cos in the end,
i couldnt do thoseee heavy marks qn.
Im so ANNOYED.
Like HELLO, its MATH.
Anyway Anyway,
My day was with EVILEVILEVIL TWIN,
apparently we wanted to studyyy,
since yes half my prelims is over,
and hersss is nto even here.
HAHA
Apologetically,
we kinda failedd.
Im so sure we gossiped ALOT ALOT MORE.
I know whats ur poison! Haha,
You're really afraid when i say:
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH"
But i do LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Hahahaa.
For the chocolates.
HAHA and many many NUTS today,
Whoooo,
youre not NOT-SO-EVIL-TWIN.
Yes teachers day,
as ive said,
im gg NY tmr.
Hahahaha.
My god.
I dont know what to expect.
Im suppose to BRING FOOD ALONG?
Early in the morning.
HELLO BABY TANNY, hope you choke and die.
HAHAHA
Yes Holidays,
Yes no more schoool.
YESYES.
:)
IM GG TO DIE OF JOY.
Unnecessary
Hello shitXZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZXZ
Hahahaha.
Prelims till now SUCKS,
what am i doing with my useless life man.
GP sucks bloood,
The rest was just NO TIME,
and it made me super upset,
it felt like,
doing the paper without studying you know,
HELLL.
And now my SISTER disappeared.
Just GONE,
Where the hell are you idiot,
i have to not look at vectors,
cos i supposed to ask WHERE THE HELL ARE U.
God.
And yes,
tmr is maths.
So practically,
all the horribly heavy papers willl be over tmr.
And it means,
ive got to buck up
for the paper 1s and 2s
If i dont wish to be end up with NO HOPE,
and maybe soon teachers are so gonna give up on me.
AHAHAHAH.
*($*#*&$&*#^&#$$*()
Kill me now please.
HAHAHA
BRIGHTER SIDE.
Teachers Day on Friday,
Ive no paper on friday
And theres no celebration for jc2s
So i reckon,
THIS TIME
IM REALLY CRASHING NYJC,
HAHAHA
Omg,
How freakkyyyy.
And Ive got to hide in the toilet!!!!
What a way to treat a great person!
HAHAHA.
And i want to go back PL.
OMG,
My lovely HAVOCS.
Oh btw,
Ive got a REALLY AMAZING classmate
you know.
Alex.
HAHAHA.
He dint realise theres PHYSICS PAPER TODAY,
So he just dint take.
OMG.
Admirable.
My life,
is SOOO boring.
Tell me some jokessss.
Leash Me
Prelims
Prelims
Prelims
Prelims
Prelims
Prelims
Prelims
Prelims
Prelims
OMG.
DIE.
Hohohoho.
I studied with Monster Darren.
Lousyy shit leh,
just die out earlierr than me.
Anyway,
Suddenly I think SA is super slack or something
or maybe MJ is superrrrr crazyy.
Theyve only ONE PATHETIC BREAK A DAY,
And like Seven periods straight of lesson for some.
And their timetable is soo packed.
Looking at mine,
whoaa,
empty slots all over the places.
HAHAHA
Which makes us all FAT.
Cos we just EAT eat EAT eat EAT
And we end almost the same time.
Omg tell me whats wrong.
And i never knew theres such thing
called DEGREEE OF FREEDOM,
And the backside of a circleee.
I feel sooo NOOOOOB.
And btw,
we talk more than we do work.
we ate macs breakfast at 4am,
JUST GET FAT AND DIE.
And came home and sleeeppppp.
HAHAHAHA.
AHHHH.
I need training.
A green envy
The attendace of j2s have been really pathetic
the past few days.
HAHA.
So i heard, on wed,
my class only had four people that turned up for lessons.
And the incident goes something like this.
After maths lecture.
Jiahwee:Wheres your class?
Nan: This is our class(referring to four of them)
Jiahwee: No, not those that attend maths lecture!
Nan: This is my class!
HAHAHAHA.
OMG.
Their overall comments was that,
it felt like tuition class during tuts.
And retarded people,
referring to evon, geraldine and louisa,
only turned up in the noon for Mrscheng's lessons.
HAHAHAHA. For an hour,
and there they go home again.
Nut and I went schoool,
but just hide in the library and also,
only attended Mrschengs lesson.
And the canteen vendors are all asking
"why so few people now?"
"jc2s so smart, holiday alr?"
HAHAH
And today theres thiss class,
with only ONE attendance,
pooor boy.
And this teacher donated some of her classmates over,
to make the queue look more proper.
OMG.
OKAY yes,
so prelims is in THREE DAYS.
THREE DAYS.
THREE DAYS.
Im gg to screw this up again,
ESP PHYS,
though i really DONT WISH TO.
Helllll.
And Mrs Cheng is soooo funny.
She went on to google,
and type her own name,
and sajc and blah blah
and seacrch for people's blog,
and see if anyone blog about her.
She did it till late 2am last night.
HAHAHA.
She certainly cracks me up.
She was sooo interested,
we gave her another website,
for easier seach of blog,
and she saved it under FAVOURITESSSS.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
Tanny shit, serhui ass, tq pog,
I MISS YOU ALL MAN.
Blooody helll.
Longings
OKAY.
Ive not been in school the past two days.
Meaning ive been in school only on Monday.
And omg,
it feels like HOLIDAYS already.
HAHA, self proclaimed.
And Monday seem sooooo long agooo.
Anyway.
ive decided to go school,
although its a major DREAD.
Staying at home isnt helping much.
Just eat and sleep and grow fat,
So much more than doing work.
And somones gotta motivate me into doing physics.
I so feel like GIVING up on it.
Its horrible and strange and ancient.
It feels like greeek,
i dont understand a shit and
i dont care about albet einstein.
HAHA
And the idea of gg school tmr,
is putting me off now,
but i dont wish to kiss anyone stinky BUTT.
So i shall.
HAHAHA
OMG
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
im gg to dieee.
AGAIN.
Just not yet.
And WONT die,
but just gg to die?
Get it?
OH HO
sooo lustyyy.
Sooo tasty.
Im cravinggggg.
Im loving it.
OH TIMTAM.
i just wanna gobble you up.
For this horrifying prelims
and A's
Im missing soooo many thingsss.
HAHA.
And i missed it totally.
Now,
im miserable EVERYDAY.
<u>Assure me
HO.
Everyone is disappearing from school.
Everyday,
i face only HALF the class.
If not,
you see them for asssembly
and you dont see them for lessons at all.
They are all hiding in the library.
Omg.
It should be my turn alr.
Anyway,
its only a few more days to prelim.
May teachers be granted with wisdom,
and stop pestering us for MCs or Letters.
AMEN
So yes,
tmr.
I shalll not g to schoool,
just like EVERYONE.
HAHAHA
and wednesday,
after much of asking ard,
i think ZERO of my classmates
are gg to turn up,
So hopefully they change their mind tmr,
if nottt.
A teacher with an Empty class.
PATHETIC.
HAHA
Ive scary classmatessss.
They did so much.
I feel like SHITXZXZXZXZXZ.
THANKS MISSTAN for consultation.
HAHA more to come.
Show a little path
Okay, my SAT is gone
POOOF.
Oh wells,
but its still great
.HAHA.
Visited MrLim today :)
Whooo,
Met VERNS,MONGS and JANICE.
And we went down together,
Its sooooooo out of my world
-CLEMENTI,
i think i would never go there,
except to visit him
Omg, anyway they are so funny.
I think i laugh all the way there,
esp Pubic girl.
HAHA
I thought it was only generations of PL trackers,
Apparently NOT,
NgeeAnPoly Trackers were there as well.
So its really one big chunk of us,
visiting MrLim,
its so funny.
We had to squuueeeeezzee in the lift,
How many times.
And down again.
And we just made do with the coffeeshop.
Its like three big table,
each with TEN COURSE.
Its so like a wedding dinner omg.
HAHA with dessert.
It was sooo fun.
Nice OLD times.
I wish mr lim had more birthdays.
HAHA,
its so hard to gather a chunk of us.
Twinkle
NGYINGJING or rather FOX JING.
HAHAHAHA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
OMG, my greatest wish for you,
is that you would turn a REAL woman,
and be REALLY DEMURE,
which i think is good as wishig pigs to fly.
HAHAH
I MISS YOUR SHITS.
OMG.
Last week to prelims.
How miserable.
Really.
HAHA,
But at least,
im not a depressed as some people.
And i dint lose my appetide which
is somethinggg BAD.
Meaning for me,
stress=INCREASED appetide.
HAHA, OMG, i need some exercise.
We want to tan so badly,
but we needa study,
So decided to tan and study.
HAHAHA.
Dsr said she brought her book out to her garden,
and tan while reading.
Omg.
Maths lecture been really pathetic nowadays,
Nobody wants to attend it anymore,
and thank god they dint go insisting that we MUST,
instead they combined all the two lectures into one.
And my class is pathetic as well,
i think only TEN of us decided to go prom.
AYE, and jus why not go?
MrsCheng exclaimed.
"your class very irritating"
"your class got weak bladder,
everytime go toilet in my lesson"
"only teach your class i very tired"
HAHAHA omg, shes so funny.
Esp when Some idiot classmate ask her
"mrs cheng are you pregnant"
when she was wearing a airy or something top,
which looks like maternal wear.
She was like "HUH, where got , look like meh?"
"dont ask me again ah"
HAHA
thats pretty long ago alr.
Anyway,
Andrew&Grace home came our school,
for a talk/performance/preach,
aye something about self-perception,
and they got teens that were ran away from home?
HAHA
SAM was there,
What a MAJOR shock okay.
Thanks for that letterrrr!
HAHA :)
oh yes, im seeing Pl trackers tmr.
:D
Long,Long,Long
HELLO PL TRACKERS,
if anyone seees this,
whichever generation you are from,
we are visiting Mr Lim as a group this sat.
Meeet at Clementi MRT
at 12pm.
YES.
And can you please confirm if youre coming.
THANKS.
They stick a huge
TWELVE DAYS TO PRELIM
in the cafe,
which is making everyone lose their appetide,
omg.
How shit.
Prom night isnt receiving a really good response.
First collection,
and everyone dussin seem to be interested.
Oh wells,
I thought it'll be well received.
HAHA
Maybe its just the first collection.
This is so unfair.
They have Prelims on the first week after september holidays,
and alr have study break at week ten.
Ive got prelims before holidays,
i dont have a shit study break.
#U%()&#(%*&#(&^)
*#(*$&#*^$*
Untainted purity
OKAY,
i saw tanny's blog,
for goodness sake.
She had all the PL unglam moment up there.
HAHAHAH
They were reallly amusing and funny,
just can you imagine all the shit we do.
Omg, how i miss it.
Anyway, ive put up some.
HAHAHA.
Some are hilarious,
I look like shit.Everyone looks weird.
Really different.
THEY MAKE ME LAUGH.
I guess this is the most proper one
Red brick areaaa
OOH
I was seriously terrorise,
shes my partnerrr.
GOODNESS, this is the funniest\
HOHOHo HO LAO SHI
Ive got really SHORt hair,
i look like a man
Hahaha insane shit.
The pictures look horribly old,
our school loook terribly run down.
I love it all the same.
Can we wear PL uniform outtt please
HAHAHA
Flames to dust
Pity AC hahaha.
Their prelimsare prolly this coming week.
Goodness,
And they will be over and its my turn.
HAHA
WHOA.
Im counting down to freedom alr,
and i meannnnnnnnnn end of A's,
thats PARTY TIME.
Omg,
how many months is that.
HOW GREAT.
For now,
im gg to settle down and do my work,
for prelims are in two weeks or less.
HAHA.
Its sooo sooon,
much earlier than NY.
So annoying Tanny and TQ are still
having a time of their life,
watching m18 movie with disgusting genital scenes.
HAHA
Im getting nocturnal.
Im so tired.
HAHAH
Five am.
WHOO.
Im so annoying.
YUM:i buy bubble tea for you
ME:I want to die
YUM:Durian puffs?
ME:i want to eat your durian head
HAHAHAHA
Oh i think something have way
in my middle finger
HAHAHA.
I cant straighten it
nor bend it.
It gives me creeep.
I got a broken finger
Just a few more steps
HOHOHOHOHOHO.
National day,
going to school for a pathetic three hours and
rob me of my precious sleep
or should i say,
my time to STUDY.
And seriously, why am i going?
Cos half my class or prolly more,
are gg to fall sick tmr.
I should just be niceee,
and be the class attendant.
HAHAHA
Today's mathss was funny,
you could count the number of people with just a hand.
I went to the CC
just to see everyone piling out,
then you know who's gonna be the lecturer today
ITS SO MEAN!
So we decided to be NICE,
they say "just a few hours of CIP"
HAHAHA
And,
school is shit,
the amount of extra classesssss,
are killing me,
just praying that it paysss off.
GOD BLESS ME.
HAHAHAHA
Poof,fly
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORON JESSIEEEE!
HAHAHAHA
DO YOU RMB "LU BIAN DE YE HUA, NI BU YAO CAI"
HAHAHAHA.
I wont forget that dumb to the bum song.
Anyway, EIGHTEEN IS AUSPICIOUS,
so many you want to stop eating like
you are gg to puke everytime.
HAHAHAHA.
And come out mroe often wont you!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
U CAN PUB AND CLUB TILL UR PANTS DROP.
OKAY,
ive got tuition today,
what a thing to do on saturdaysss!
But anyway,
i met yu.
HAHAHA
Okay,
everytime i seeee her,
Its alwaysss a big shocking surprise,
you know the character TONKS, in harry potter,
always changing hair colourr.
OMG
Hers is BLUEEE to the MAD TODAY,
her entireee headdd!
Except hers is durain style!
HAHAHAHA
I felt like i was talking to astro boy,
I wonder how her mom takes it.
Yess, Thanks MORON ASSHOLE NIGEL NG.
HAHAHAHAH
You see my sixth sensee workkkk.
Met EVIL to the limit TWIN,
Hahaha
the only thing i think shes wonderful is that,
she can eat and eat and eat
and we growww fat together.
Im pushed to the back,
and i see no shit.
HAHA.
OH BTW I FOUND I FOUND I FOUND
HAHAHAHAH
HOWWWWW JOYFUL.
Comes to nought
School is mundane
sums the week up
HAHA
Now i realise,
coming home early after school,
is really a priviledge.
It feels so good taking a LONG NICE NAP.
HAHAHAH
Now,
i shall make it a point,
if i can,
to come home EVERYDAY,
YES:D
And everyday,
someone will say,
27days, 26days..... 24 days
to prelims,
Omg
i dont think i need reminding you know
Its bad enough.
Oh i missss running.
