Feel it every step
SILLY SILLY SILLY.
My dad hosted a
family birthday buffet again
and it
has never been great.
It felt like feeding pigs,
that haven eaten for seven days
HAHAHA
I never seen some of them before i think,
and i dont know where they pop up from.
Just auntie/uncle.
And the annoying thing is,
all the kids of my age are growing taller than me.
MUCH TALLER.
HAHAHA.
IM LAGGING BADLY.
MILK MILK MILK.
Ah, I think i should be in school studying,
like everyone else,
instead of wasting my time away.
I want a proper June Holiday!
And im so utterly jealous of people whom
ended A's.
I was so bored,
I read some thread from stomp.
Theres one that says
FIVE WAYS TO ATTRACT GIRLS.
and comments back was to "WALK ARD NAKED"
HAHAHAHA.
Omg.
CAN WE GO SWIMMING PLEASE.
Maybe a full day programme.
S and S.
Swim and Study
HAHA.
Labels: Birthday buffet
Yes,No
Evil twin!
One week. One week.
MISS ME!
HAHAHA
I swear its too hot to shop.
Im dehydrating,
and hyperventilating.
!!
AYE.
Im aching everywhere!
Im so sure i walk like i just gave birth
HAHAHA
I realise, i haven been staying home to mug
Not that i dont want.
I WISH.
HELLO YOU, CLUBBING GODDESS!
Dont to be wild! omg.
Come back and talk to me!
HAHA
This song got me addicted.
From Mars&Venus.
But whose Redwan Ali?
HAHA
Would you be there - Redwan Ali
If I were blue,
would you be there for me,
And whisper in my ears that's okay.
Would you stand by me, let me hold you tight,
And say you love me one more time.
If I feel good,
would you slow dance with me,
And touch my lips with tender love and care.
Would you die for me, would you run with me,A
nd never look back.
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away?
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away?
Would you be there
If I'm away, would you still think of me
And wish that you could hold me now,
Would you die for me,
Would you run with me,
All the way..
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,to take my breath away?
Would you be there,to save my soul tonight,
Would you swear that your love is always true,
Would you say that you always be there,to kiss my pain away?
Would you be there to love, to be with me?
Would you swear that your love is always true?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away?
Would you be there,to save my soul tonight,
Would you swear that your love is always true,
Would you say that you always be there,to kiss my pain away?
Would you be there?
Labels: LYRICS.
A little more
"God needed SEVEN days to created the world"
Hahaha,
coach told me that.
So meaning, it takes time to recover,
because,
im so drained just running 100m,
50m is enough to kill me.
It feels like im going to fall lah,
wahlao.
And i still have a month.
GOD GOD GOD.
Celebrated Deborah's andRengfu's birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)
And the coloured cube is just so amazing.
Is it just scholars or is it me?!
They can solve it within 2min.
Give me 2weeks, i will still not be able to do it.
HAHA UGH.
NO WAY.
Im going to learnt it and beat the
worlds record of 9s
AMAZING AMAZING.
Okay, im kidding.
Impossible plus impossible.
THANK YOU GOBLIN
and CONGRATS!
300$ is still something to celebrate!!
JOCELYN,
GET WELL SOON!
WEEWEE,
have you cycled to the end of the world.
I haven seen you.
&*(^$%^#^&(
Im gonna steal your bike.
Im blowing it all.
STUDY DATE
STUDY DATE
STUDY DATE
STUDY DATE
STUDY DATE
SHOPPING
SHOPPING
SHOPPING
SHOPPING
SHOPPING
And I want my shopping partner to be HWEE!:)
Hahaha be honoured!
Hello N, we cant shop together!
We'll certainly be at diff kinda shops,
or diff section lah!
I had training today!
Hahah not trg with Tannywong.
Proper trg at a cemetry
Amazing hur.
Its just training.
Omg, im so SLOW now,
seriously.
I felt like some creature
learning how to run
HAHAH.
Im suffering from a horrible stomach discomfort please,
It feels like im gonna give birth.
Boring June Holidays,
can we do something EXCITING please?!
HAHAHA.
YOUKNOWYOUKNOW.
MONGS:D
Tell me when you're gg bcak for PL's trg,
I want to go too!!!!
Hahahaha, FUN!
And captains ball comp just sound so great,
we are gonna make them scream MERCY.
I assure. HAHA
Labels: TRG
The mask
2nd allcomers today.
Went down with Yujun :D
AYE.
Okay, it was pretty small scale i guess.
With the weirdest mixture of runners.
HAHAHA.
And this dumb guy
who threw a tantrum on the track.
Comic relief,
first heat somemore.
Anyway,
Yep, good run to all :)
okay team.
And i went AMK HUB for the first time.
Its so VIVOFIED.
Pepperlunched.
Miss tan drove.
HAHAHA.
Direction is important you know.
Chunk five of us in.
Anyway,
when the rest left,
we had a good long talk.
Omg, i cant blif i was being so honest.
I mean,
i actually said.
Hahaha.
Anyway, OKAY IM NOT A L.
I swear and i find nothing wrong with M.
SERIOUSLY.
Frequency aint there lah hur.
HAHAHA
I dont know.
Home.
Before that moonlighting with Yujun,
good long talk again.
It was really a TWO HOURS of Emo-ness please.
Anyway it was great.
And HAHA im perfectly fine,
and i know who cares.
So yes.
I NEED SHOPPING.
And im resuming trg tmr.
HAHA.
PROPER running under the scotching sun.
So please,
stop saying im turning so WHITE.
Im so blessed with my FRIENDS.
REALLY.
Even if they are totally retarded and maybe
wild(you know who)
I LOVE IT
Labels: Underneath
Just a slight happYness
Econstuition with Evil Twin!
HAHAHA.
We were being total retards
cos we dint take note of the time change.
We were Three hours early for class
and we had so much time to rot.
We gave up attempting to study.
And went on the Minor shopping trip at J8
I seriously need to shop!
Omg.
GREAT SINGAPORE SALE.
I want so much stuff.
Please go shopping with me now
SHOPPING DATE SHOPPING DATE!
We were broke,
cos we dint bring money
WE WASNT SUPPOSE TO BE SHOPPING AT ALL.
Anyway,
i finally got two new pairs of hearings.
And she got her landyard.
We probably spent all our money on
FOOD.FOOOD and FOOOD.
Wahlao, jack,
this cant go on lah!
I need that amazing thing NOW.
2nd allcomers tmr!
HAHAH.
BLESSSS EVERYONE.
I'll probably be down to watch!
And i like the new track suit
whoolala.
OMG
I SAW CLARE
U KNOW WHO IS CLARE
HAHAHA I BET U DONT.
Labels: Window shopping
When stars burn out.
Family day?
Hahaha totally dussin feel like it.
Met TANNYWONG and
caught Pirates.
And im so totally confused by it.
I lost it halfway.
Just whats happening whats going on.
We just dont understand.
Complicated shit.
The only thing we know is
that the couple cant be together!
Hahaha they see each other for A DAY
EVERY TEN YEARS
How pathetic.
Isnt this like CHANG E the moon cake story.
And whenever they mention Singapore,
the theatre just laughed
HAHAHA
Its so not singapore please.
SA soccer girls won
1-0
Whooo.
Tell me whats the big deal
about a Wedding dinner.
Im so not enticed by it and
im not gg.
Labels: HOLIDAYS:D
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
SA"S EMPTY
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
SA'S EMPTY
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
CAUSE YUNLU
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
YUNLU KILLED THEM ALL.
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
YEAH THIS FEELS LIKE SURVIVOR : YUNLU ISLAND
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Mr Pulchritudinous says:
THE MOST HAZARDOUS ISLAND
I CERTAINLY DONT THINK IM THAT HORRID RIGHT
HAHAHAHAHA
Labels: CONVO
OLDIES.
OMG
IM HOOKED TO OLDIES ESP THIS.
I"ll sing to you for free
if you dont know this song
HAHA
IM SERIOUS
SEE IF U WANT ANOT?!
THIS IS SO GAY
HAHAHAH
don't lose your way
With each passing day
You've come so far
Don't throw it away
Live believing
Dreams are for weaving
Wonders are waiting to start
Live your story
Faith, hope & glory
Hold to the truth in your heart
If we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us through to forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and i
Souls in the wind
Must learn how to bend
Seek out a star
Hold on to the end
Valley, mountain
There is a fountain
Washes our tears all away
Words are swaying
Somebody is praying
Please let us come home to stay
If we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us through to forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and i
When we are out there in the dark
We'll dream about the sun
In the dark we'll feel the light
Warm our hearts, everyone
If we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us through to forever
As high as souls can fly
The clouds roll by
For you and i
Labels: LYRICS:D
If things were different
TOWN-ED:)
With Vorgasm, hello love.
HAHAHA.
Goodness, I love shopping!
I need more dosages of it.
We were first for everything today.
First outside Topshop,
Like hello its past 11 and its not open,
Everyone was like standing outside.
Then First to be in Queue,
For suber good kwaytiao.
HAHAHA.
I love you lah Vorgasm.
We can really talk.
Coffeeeee beeeeaaaammm:D
Starbuckkkss next time.
And I met MrMonsterWongTanny,
for a Run at night.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Im no longer Traumatised,
despite the lightning.
We were playing ard at the Fitness Corner,
Acting dead,
Doing Men's push up,
pull up.
NB, we suck.
Supposed to run,
we kinda play more than we run.
We left, cause we attracted
stupid ah pehs.
HAHAHAHA
I bet they wanna pin us on the tree,
and punch us top to toe,
for creating sucha din at a
ULU, QUIET, PEACEFUL PARK.
I was smart enough to stuff some cash
in my FBT,
or we would have thirst to death.
HAHAHA
A GIGANTIC ICE LEMON TEA
from Macs, makes me wanna puke please.
And the Cashier was retarded,
I ask for more serviets.
HE GAVE ME A STACK,
I can make a box of tissue paper.
HAHAHA
We tried walking on strings,
at the "adventure" area,
which obviously suck.
Its so impossible,
But ONE DAY ONE FINE DAY,
Im going to walk on air
HAHAHAHA
wait and seeee darlings.
Labels: MORNING SHOP, NIGHT RUN
Pinch me and say"Its just a long nightmare
Happy birthday Jermaine:)
You old WOMAN.
WHOO:)
Blogger is finally working for me again.
Now i can blog properly,
without shitified technical error.
Anyway,
This week was retarded hectic
and exhuasting.
Im totally amazed that i survived,
MATHS TEST.
CHEM TEST.
ECONS TEST.
PHYSIC TEST.
DEBATE.
Thats about it,
all of which im pretty convinced i wont do well.
I fell asleep studying them
so its as good as
OMG, Fail.
Double confirm after i took the paper.
HEH.
Miss huang commented that
Im am very "CHORLOR" (rough)
Oh dear,
EH where got,
LADY what.
HAHAHA
Okay im kidding.
Too bad,
I cant change it.
My econs tuition was simply whoa.
HAHAHA.
With Sharon joining me and Shihan now.
Im so pretty sure we make a great deal of noises.
And the RJ people were talking about the rugby match.
THEY WON.
&(*%*
Hahaha oh wells.
And we just STARE STARE STARE at them.
I think going to the gym myself is totally moronic.
HAHA
Its usually only me
and the fitness people, guarding the gym,
or maybe some rugger and canoeist.
Wahlao.
I want to own the gym.
MORE PEACEFUL.
no eyes staring.
HAHAHA.
Cos i reckon they think im NUTS.
Esp when i hand them my Ezlink card with
a stupid sticker.
Wah,
Dont guard the gym lah.
I wont steal the machines what.
HAHA
PE was American Football again.
I just CANT get the ball.
Since when am i scared of ball lah.
Ask ard and you'll know how violent i can get.
Im just being GENTLEMAN okay okay
HAHAHAHAH
Met my LOVELY/NIGHTMARE.
OKAY just lovely nightmares,
Tannywongandleetangqian.
JESSIE KWANG,
you pogs.
YOU dint turn up again!
And can i please say,
we totally embarassed ourselves.
HAHAHAHA
Okay, Tanny suggested eating HAWKER
Omg, you should have seen my UBER shocked face like
Tanny, hawker just dussin link
So TQ says Tanny's a changed man,
which I was pretty doubtful about.
And how right,
We ended up not eating in a HOT hawker
But in QIJI
HAHAHA
We changed Venue,
Since we talked so much,
Its closing,
and i had my Second cup of tehpeng HAHA
Macdonalds.
Okay it was FULL OF SHIT.
The pictures are far too unglam to be shown.
Tq refuses to join us.
And we ended up sending pictures
to people that on their bluetooth.
We send it to this TER<3
Omg.
They were a bunch or SRJCians,
and thank god she was a PL lite.
BUT, she just showed it to her entire table lah
MORON!
HAHAHA
I ended up fighting with her,
cos tanny bluetooth her a awful picture of me,
which was totally omg HIDE.
ugh sucker!
Tq went home.
HAHA
At least we had a no tears meal with you:)
And I walked home with FuckerTanny.
The lightnings are just NON STOP.
SHOOM SHOOOM SHOOOM.
And i couldnt walk straight,
HAHAHA Cos im tall.
And that ass jsut keep scaring me,
First She pointed at some crap,
that she thought was BIRD shit,
And i thought was some insect.
Then she started saying,
Someone hanging on the tree.
,pointing beside me.
You should have seen how much i screamed!
HAHAHAH
Serves you right moron,
But it ended up scaring her too.
We went to the Playground,
i was swinging when the lightning came.
HAHAHA
I swear, i just jumped from the swing and
landed on the flooor.
KILL ME KILL ME.
We shouldnt have walked home,
It was simple Traumatising.
HAHAHAHA
And i took my Height&weight,
Can i please say,
I shrink everytime i take.
I get SHORTER and SHORTER.
I should have been 160
HAHAHA
Labels: LOVELY NIGHTMARE
You fall, I catchIve got a chunk of week coming.And i did some work today.Applaud me QUICK.Met big/idiotic/feminine rengfu to do some workOmg, bishan library was freezing cold.Had Subway for Dinner with YUMYUMYUM.Omg,that Monster,whom got herself a new crumpler.&*(%^&^&*(&)I want a new Nike bag still.No next week No next week.Wont you just cancel the test, PRETTY PLEASE.Hahaha.Eh, you know,my prayers really work.Come, queue up for me to pray for you!Hahaha.I prayed for Evon's, evil tummyache.I pray that she will shit it all outHAHAHA and yes she did and she thank meSo trust me.I aint a liar.Let me pray for youFor anything,For bigger boobs,hotter legs,HAHAHAHA bigger bum.Okay Im kidding.
Amazingly,
Ive been seeing Hejing in the morning
for a few times.
HAHAHAHA.
Will there be Another another time,
Shes the ONE the ONE to build Snowman
with me and Vanessa.
Old and Cold with Snow.
WHOA.
Just you imagine.
BEAUTIFUL
HAHAHAHA
And I miss my lovely idiots.
Fucking asshole,Tanny.
And Tang&Jessie.
HAHAHAAH
And Mongs&Verns.
Mongs: Verns say you gave me
Wrong info again leh!!!
And i missed Delphiii!!
Labels: SUBSUB.
Would you SAYOMG.I think everyone is RETARDEDI cant blifmy granny got a FAKE lizard hometo scare peopleHAHAHAHAGOD.I should bring it to school.Round TWO of Mothers Day celebrationIm having PIZZA for supper tonightFAT and FAT and FAT and FATI need GYM again.HAHAHAAnd shitI have the TWO weirdest friend on earthEVER,i love/hate skinny people. says:yunluwould you swear says:YES i love/hate skinny people. says:can you send me a boyfriendwould you swear says:WTH!i love/hate skinny people. says:cos m****** has one.i love/hate skinny people. says:fucking hell do i have diseasei love/hate skinny people. says:why she so easy to geti love/hate skinny people. says:i dont havewould you swear says:HUH!peter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. says:YUNLUwould you swear says:YESwould you swear says:OMGpeter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. says:CAN YOO PLEASE SEND ME A GFpeter piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. says:HAHAHwould you swear says:NOT ANOTHER ONEHAHAHAHAAHExcuse meIve officially become a MATCHMAKER.Come on, and sign up here NOW.HAHAHA
And hello.
Im very much obsessed into beingggg B___
HAHAHA
And Thank god,
Ive got Sam and Jack in it with me
Now now, weve got to stick to it.
And buy that amazingg ____
Try guessing,
Thats SACRED.
Did i ever Mention,
People says
Yunlu looks like a Lesbian
HAHAHAHA.
That was what happen in SR,
They said i had a Lesbian Look.
And dearest Jessie's sister thinks so too.
Now what do u think.
HAHAHA
DO I DO I.
COMPLIMENT? INSULT?
HAHAHA.
I dont exactly bother.
TELL ME TELL ME/
Labels: Matchmake ME
would you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHARON :)My redfbt&bigwhiteshirt TWINHAHA, my only request is SIMPLE,just for you to STOP abusing me, PLEASE.Besides,HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA,CHLOE,JUNJIE&RENGFU too.:)HAHAOCIP booth endedand on the last day,I believe we just went NUTSOr probablyits because of the presenceof TWObigALIEN.HAHAHABONGLEQI and FOONGYUWEN.OMG they made me laugh so muchtill my intestines could have tore.JUST LOOK AT THAT.LEQI'S Dream BIGUGLYNIPS.HAHAHA 
That was so SUPER EMBARASSSING and UNGLAM.Ive decided not to post upShawns unglam Bthats flying all over the placeand Everyone refuses to pick it up.HAHAIts too much a disturbing image.And this weeks been pretty shit.I started it off real bad.BOO.I went physioOMG,Its regrets after going with TANRENGFU.You know why?He screams so much LOUDER/HIGHERthan meOkay I DINT EVEN SCREAM.HAHALousy shit lah.The peace at the physio was OVERafter the physio lay his hand on him.Seriously,IM SO MUCH BETTERHAHAHAHAI had MY LAST FINAL CHEM SPA.Can you share my UTMOST JOY?!Its the best SPA ive done so farsince it just involves memorising everythingand vomitting it all out in an HOUR.Haha at least no stupid experimentsand results,MY test results are all off target/off colourIts disgusting.NO more labwork.I wanna shake my ass.HAHAHAAnd Physio hasnt cleared meSo im still cycling in the gymHAHAExcept that its really Boring to be sitting on thatcycling machine for 45minjust ON and ON and ON.And being EMO, staring at the supposedly river,which look more like LONGKANG.HAHAHAIts like MTV,just play some musicand i'll drop a few tears for youAnd i cycled the mostin my life!17MILESHAHAIT dussin seem alot,untill you find out1MILE=4rounds of the track,Im so amazed and satisfiedHAHAPRAISE ME NOW.And,I was browsing thru random picturesand i found the few that i used at EXP to photoshop.HAHAHAMONGS.TANNY.RENGFU.HAHAHAWahlao,arent they all HOT and SEXY.Now which is the bestMongs seductive smile,Tanny's BIGEYES,RENGFU'S sexy lipsHAHAHAHA
OKAY its so stereotyped.Im probably STRESSED.Theres 4TEST next weekand a disgusting debate,GP just sucks.Mothers Day.HAHA I should get my momsomething that i can use toothen we can SHAREI CAN USEHAHAHADefinitely NOT BRA.(Moms dont wear SportsBra right, unless yours do)HahahaAnd anywayi bought myself tooAnd treated myselfto Tsumptous lunch,cos theres no more SPAREJOICED.I swear Blogger has a problem,I couldnt see the posti updated previously.UGH.
A single moment of bliss
TGIF:)
Theres OCIP booth up again.
Fund raising thing by making
personalised badge for people.
HAHA.
Its FUN.
I make rubbish,
Draw crap,
I think they felt like dumping me in a faraway BIN
EH but we do earn money.
They say,
I cant be an entrepreneur cos i waste resources
HAHA thats sucha BIG BLACK LIE.
I make MONEY
I grow money okay.
HURRY THANK ME.
Okay, im kidding.
BUT
At least, i contributed to Miss Ong's class
and the touch rug team!
I think,
I need nicer handwriting.
OH GOD, i want to write so well,
and draw as well.
HAHAHA
My pretty ole BOBBY.
PMT today.(Parent meet tutor)
Thank god,
My mom is given a choice.
So obviously,
do you think my mom will ever want to see a teacher.
She most probably would whine all the way.
I would rather she starts argueing with the teachers.
HAHAHA omg.
And i haven resume training normally,
the kind they say as
"i almost puke"
Now,
Im doing "cycling" in the gym
Hahaha.
Maybe Im a potential cyclist.
YUNLU THE CYCLIST. :)
WHOA
Mrs Lim showed us data of previous badges
of those in UNI and so on.
And omg,
i think im so screwed,
i should fart in my own face,
seeeing my progress.
KILL ME.
Im seeing SHARON tmr,
(the idiot that kicked me so hard, im bruised)
Im going to punch her tmr,
look out for violent assault!
GGPAL,
can i tell you something.
HAHA
I cant draw a rugby ball,
they said it look like lips.
HOW?
Now there,
its my turn to step on your big head. Labels: Boohoo.
Anticipation
I declare,
Yunlu is still online
Just probably at a weirder times than you all:)
HAHAHA
cos when im here,
None of you are
U#$(&*(^@&!@%&!@
I should be cursing okays.
HAHAH.
And and.
I wanna catch Spiderman 3
Anyone interested
Rwarrrr.
Labels: I AM
