Frozen


HAVENT been blogging
though im so super freee,
hahaha
im turning a total lazy hell couch potato,
are you happy for me???!!!


But anyway, ive decided to make myself alot more useful!
Im going to be a tutor now.
I called the agency,
they wanted to abandon me with some secondary school kid,
which i flatly turned down, hahaha obviously,
i doubt my ability to pass them my limited knowledge.
HAHA so now they are giving me this primary 6 kid,
WHOOO hahaha
and I decided to give it a try,
you see, its hard to get by life,
if i dont have extraaa cash to spend HAHAHA
THIS IS REALLY SINFUL.


OKAY REWIND.
I kinda forgot what i did the past few days,


but then i rmb VISITING THE SMELLY ZOOOOOOOOO :)
HAHAHA
with LEQI,YUWEN,JUSTIN,YINGJING&SEAN
The jorney there isnt as long as i imagine,
i guess we laugh our ass off the trip there,
seriously,
i think they should keep some things to themselves
AHAHAHAHAHAH
FOR EXAMPLE,
things that happen in karimun,the embarassing tragedy
i went through becos of them,
and whatever should-not-disclose thing they do(humping etc),
cos it definitely terrify new friends.
We should give people a chance to see us in a pure ligh
okay?
Promise me we would NOT do that to our other new friends,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ANIMALS ANIMALS.
I realise i could hardly differentiate HIPPO
and RHINO.
Both are just LARGE and LAZY WHAT.


And Yingjing&I trottled into the elephant enclosure
HAHAH its damn funnny
Coos when we was walking
this three person was like
"OH THEY ARE THE ONES THAT WALK INTO THE ENCLOSURE"


ITS HOT AND TIRING
Leqi&I were too tired,
we dint bother talking crap on our journey back
WHOAAA, considering she talks SO MUCH
its an ACHEIVEMENT HAHAHAHA




Yes and rmb i met VERNS and JANICE.
Do you know we had TWO SLICE of CAKES in
bakerzin not becos we are really interesteed in the cakes
but more of oogling the person working there
HAHA it sounds CRAZY, it is.
THEN, clarke quay,
I like reaction games,
i want to steal those cardsss!!


MET NNNNNNSHIT
TALK&NO EAT
HOMEEEEEE




People are receiving acceptance letter from
NTU and SMU already,
how come i got NONE,
this is unfair and worrying,
i think im gg to die thinking about it.
ITS MAY in TWO DAYS,
&(*&(^&%&%%^&$%$#$@@#

Because i know


LET ME SEEEEEEEE.
My PC is SHITZXZXZXZZX
I havent been able to enter certain website!!
Including blogger omg,
NEHNHEPOK.


Ive been bumming for around two weeks,
and im about to get berod of this
by probably next week.


TUESDAY,
i met the RE BOOBOO, HAHAHAHAHA
Ummm Those previous colleques,
we caught The Forbidden Kingdom? or city,
aye whatever, HAHA its prettyy funny,
in the sense that, JET LI ACTED AS SUN WU KONG?!
I really had to laugh at his MONKEY FACE.
Nothing much interesting happen.


WEDNESDAY.
OMG hahaha FULL-OF-SHIT day,
I studied with TANNYWONG,
her SAT and i was just playing PSP,
learning how to be an expert with CRAZY TAXI,
IM GOOD NOW OKAY,
Finally NORMAL and not BAD.


She couldnt hear properly that day,
seriously its damn bad,
HEALING HANDS became KILLING HAMS?
And what else i cant rmb. HAHAHA
I was disgusting her by digging my mouth.
WO HEN MEI LEH HAHAHA


IM GG TO MEET VERNS LATER OMG.
KILL ME,
we're gg MINDS CAFE with jan and FRIEND
HAHHA.

And it was all in vain

#&$)(#&%)#$*#()&%#
MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Ive been really LAZY to blog,
and anyway i cant upload pictures yet!
So photos shall waitttt!

Soooooooooo, you should know how free i am,
like seriously, every single min of my life,
im wasting them.
Im not doing anything productive.
Im watching alotalot of shows/moviessss,
reading some stupid hell book,
which i prolly read a few times before already.
And gg shopping,
which is really sinful, considering
im not wokring anymoreeee.

HAHA I FEEL LIKE TAITAI,
BUT a very guilty and I-CANT-AFFORD TAITAI.

A few days agoooo,
i met LEQI,YINGJING and YUWENNNN at CITYHALLL,
dinner in some JAP thing, i forgot the name.
ITS GOOOD, let me bring you there.

And we have girls talk HAHA which i think is FUN,
Especially the HOROSCOPE part omg,
i never knew horoscope are really ACCURATE
or would i ever like, MY FRIEND IS CANCER,
no wonder he/she is EMO.
HAHAHAHA

I read for the fun of it, and blif it if it says SOMETHING GOOOD.
HAHAHA if not, hell to it.

TODAYY! i met EVILTWIN like after HOWLONG.
SHOPPING, i hate shopping with her,
cos we always spend alot together,
its a mutual influence,
we eat alot tooo.
IM REALLY BROKE,
please everyone,
HELP ME SAVE MONEY.
HAHA

And i met ASSSHOLE TANNY&JESSIE
STUDYING?
I think thats a TOTAL LIE. OKAY kidding.
I was a good influence to them right.
OH TANNY TANNY TANNY
HAHAHA TANNY TANNY TANNY.

( I am her soul maid )


My eyes pulled off a trickkkkkkkkkkk.

Fouled


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ONGLEQIIIIII!
NINETEEEEEEEEEEN BITCH!
I HOPE YOU FIND YOUR BIGCHEST SOON
HAHA




And todayyyyy,
i went back to SA for FundRaising,
my god,
Leqi&I are like DJs,
GO TO HELL,
we dint know how.
HAHAHAHAHA


But i think, we enjoyed those
LOVE DECLARATIONS from young braveeeeee guys.
OMG, one even dedicated it himselffffffffff.
Im very veryyy amusedddddddd.


ITS CHEESY.
One of them wanted to us to help them say like,
"I look at you at the corner of my eyes, and ....."
HAHAH


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
GOD KNOWS WHY,
i feeel annoyed todayyy.
Its the PMS day i supposed.


BOOOOOOOOOO.

Endless summer


AND ive been tanning,
trying to be tann,
okay like obviously,
HAHAHA
I enjoy the company of the
most likely, umemployed,
jobless people people at the poolside.


And anywayy,
TODAY,
i went to EAST COAST PARK,
with BITCHTANNY,
we did double bikeeeeee,
and really amazingly enough,
it was pure success,
only that the start was a lil screwed,
she spilled half her pack of sugarcanee.


HAHAHA, i rmb struggling on the double bike
with jessie,
we could hardly cycle away.


EAST COAST is PRETTY.


GELAREEEEEEEEEEE. mmmmmmmm!


And then we tried to picture tsunami,
i strongly blif, she wont help me
if that really happens,
she'll try to kick me offf.


i felt really sticky,
dirty,
inappropriately dressed,
but we still decided to catch a movie in PS,
praying that no one seees us that pathetic.
HAHAHA


DEFINITELY MAYBE is nice,
umm SAD,
EMO.
but happy ending you see


I think she was so sad,
she bite her own palm,
now theres a vampireee scarrrrrrr.
HAHAHA im sorry about that man.

Better man


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbQpSUzEn6I


Send someone to love me
I need to rest in arms
Keep me safe from harm
In pouring rain


Give me endless summer
Lord I fear the cold
Feel I'm getting old
Before my time


As my soul heals the shame
I will grow through this pain
Lord I'm doing all I can
To be a better man


Go easy on my conscience
'Cause it's not my fault
I know I've been taught
To take the blame


Rest assured my angels
Will catch my tears
Walk me out of here
I'm in pain


As my soul heals the shame
I will grow through this pain
Lord I'm doing all I can
To be a better man


Once you've found that lover
You're homeward bound
Love is all around
Love is all around


I know some have fallen
On stony ground
But Love is all around


Send someone to love me
I need to rest in arms
Keep me safe from harm
In pouring rain


Give me endless summer
Lord I fear the cold
Feel I'm getting old
Before my time


As my soul heals the shame
I will grow through this pain
Lord I'm doin' all I can
To be a better man




out of the blue,
HAHA im going crazy for this song.


And whoooooo!
Im currently JOBLESSS/UNEMPLOYED,
lazing around like a TRUEBLUE Bum!
Eh not really,
considering that ive been gg swimming/tanning,
and btw ive given up trying to ask people to go with me.
Im really sick of hearing,
things like,
scared of sun,
LAZY,
OR lets go shopping instead,
Anyway the main point they are saying is,
"just let me grow fat and die"
OHHH BITCH HAHAHA


But today! Omg amazingly i went with CHARIS.
AMAZING.
The sun was there for only AN HOUR
STUPID STUPID cloudddd.


LUNCH,
and omg unintended buying of things.
Most random vainpot things,
like nail polish and sticker,
and a watch that do not look like a watch
HAHAHAHAHAH

Count me in

















TANNY BIRTHDAY PYJAMAS PARTY!!

Of that thousand goodbyes























HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANNYWONG!!
I hope you like the beautifully carve
tannn golden bodyy
with very REAL body partsssssss.
Youuuuuuuu are my crazy SHIT. HHAHAHAHA


And sooooo, LAST NIGHT,
I met Shihan, Nut, Kav and friends,
down to St James,
with Tannny and alll!
And we see StupidBitch Hueysi working there.
It was really a combination of ALLL SORTS OF PEOPLE,
HAHAHA I can pounce on them alll!


Its HERSTORY PARTY,
you can say it a lesbo party.
AHAH


Inititally its boringggg,
i mean, theres this interview with a butch,
omg,
questions like, "What kind of girl do you like?"
And "are you still a virgin"
HAHAHA.


And then the usual shits
I think i enjoy watching people
on the danceflooor,
making out more than anything.
And its seriously EVERY SINGLE ONE there.


I concluded,
im like 200% straight after i go there.
HAHAHA
NO more lesboo parties.
ITS FAR TOOOO AMUSING.




FRIDAYYYYYYYY NIGHT.
HER MACDONALDS BIRTHDAY PARTY
OOOOOOMMMMGGGGGGG,
in PYJAMASSSS,
HAHAHAH its hell funny to seee
all of us in PYJAMAS,
and the HOSTESSS,
that SUSAN AUNTIE was ridiculously funny.
WE ARE DAMN NOISYYYYYY,really,
the games HAHAHA
I seee VIOLENCE.


And thennnnnn after the party,
we played basketball till like 12ammmmm.
IM SO TIRED.
I neeed time with myself
and myself ONLY.


Pyjamas pictures up sooooon!

Undefine


MUAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Tmr is my LAST DAY OF WORK!
WHOOO :D


but this few days are particularly hard to pass.
Yesterday, theres a department party,
with pizza and kfc,
which apparently is certainly not enough,
i only had A SLICE of pizza.
HAHAHA


Today, there was farewell lunch for us,
VINES restaurant.
THANK GOD THANK GOD,
finally farewell.


Boredom really makes you cry,
plus the other temp,
makes me wanna sleep,
SHES TOO QUIET, seriously.
We can sit in silence.
And came a temp from SP,
hahaha whom i always go and talk to instead,
at least she entertains me.


OH BABY.
ARSES,
GO HER STORY PARTY LAH,
or trap urself at home,
in your little LIVESS.
UGH, sorry HAHAHA.
Im just annoyed,
at the wishywashy shitheads.


I met TANNYthatbitch yesterday,
HAHAHA
to buy PYJAMAS,
for pyjasmas party on FRIDAY,
i mean her birthday party.
Eh mine mickey mouse eh!
Want to see us all in pyjsamas,
VISIT us a KOVAN MACS on friday night!!
I swear its gg to be effing funny.
HAHA

Everytime i go out,
i come back with a sore throat.
I hate this.
YUCKS.
hahahaha

SAA ALLCOMERS TODAY.


Went down to Simei ITE,
with Yinjing,Yujun&Jingbao.
Eh, the school looks damn good.


We are SA cheerleaders for the day.
HAHAHA
Its damn TIRING OKAY.


Lunch at Tampinese mall,
since theres time before the noon race,
the few of us went to watch movie,
really impromptu,
just to kill time,
shopping gets boring. HAHAHA


We caught, ROGUE CROCODILE,
and my goodness,
it kinda rock,
cos the cinema is like EMPTY,
only SEVEN people, including,
so we make up like 60% of people,
in the theatre.


THE SHOW IS DAMN EXCITING OMG.
We were commenting, shouting,
talking REALLY LOUDLY,
cursing the director.
HAHAHA


BUT THEN I DONT LIKE THE SHOW,
WAHLAO,
my manly guy died,
HE DIED FOR BEING BRAVE,
and died for NOTHING.
Eh it dussin make sense like this,
UPSET ME.


Back to watch the race.
WHOO NELSON, hes damn good.


And then,
we trooped down to town,
cos of some fossil 60% thing,
and also bcos,
finally i found someone,
willing VERY VERY WILLING,
to watch HORROR FLICKS with me.
HAHAHA
We wanted to catch RULE #1
in fact DESPERATE FOR IT.
But then theres so little timing,
and its just NOT right.


Dinner and HOME.
WE WERE DEAD TIRED.
REALLY.
SERIOUSLY.

Like a sudden dead sun
















SMU INTERVIEW.
Castrate me.
hahaha


Group interview,
with the OMG, go-to-hell schools. HAHAHA
Anyway, why cant people stop talking,
and not only talking,
talking like we are learning,
how to pronounce EVERY SINGLE ALPHABET
TO PERFECTION.
I felt like i was watching a performance.


It was fine initially,
during introduction,
then essay writing.


When the group discussion thing started,
i felt like an complete idiot.
we've got like an article to read each,
and they started highlighting,
underlining, and writing i dont know what,
I just sat there read my article,
again and again.
Eh what are you all jotting down!?


during disucssion,
the compulsory round,
other than giving my lousy,
and SHORTSHORT reply,
i dint try to talk anymore.


They have the kind of brains i dont possessed,
it goes like,
I THINK ITS.....
BUT HOWEVER....
AND ALSO....


Other than GP essay,
i do not blend those words in my daily life


My brain was lazy,
or NO, it just dont work.
and i felt lost,
with no brains,
about-to-stone mood,
go to hell. HAHAHA


i could have TEARS OF JOY,
rolling down my cheeks
if i hadnt felt like murdering myself
when the interview ended.


And i dint manage to cast killer stares.
HAHAHA
Cos its classroom-size-but-lecture-sitting-style.


OVER BABY.
I blew my SMU chances away.
HAHA




Met LEQI for lunch in PIZZAHUT.
WHOOOOOO.
And came YINGJING,YUWEN&RAYSON.
Cab to fortcanning park,
with the WORST TAXI driver,
like SERIOUSLY.


We was like TO FORTCANNING PARK.
IN CHINESE
he was like, "where of fortcanning"
we are like fortcanning park, fortcanning park
fortcanning park.


HE:"fortcanning park very big you know, blahblahblah,
where exactly"
WE DONT KNOW A SHIT OKAY,
FORTCANNING GOT WHAT?!
TAXI STAND?!
cant you just drop us somewhere!
so i ask:whats there in fortcanning?
HE STARTED GETTING ANNOYED,
like "EH GIRL, WO BU SHI GEN NI KAI WAN XIAO"
KNS UNCLE,
do i sound like im joking?!
I ALSO NOT KIDDING,
motherhellll


We just alighted anyway.


EXPLORED.
ITS H.O.T
and everything is like LOCK,
what are we supposed to seee!!!


we went down to NATIONAL MUSUEM instead.
MUCHMUCHBETTER.
HAHAHA. I think maybe,
I SHOULD BE A PROUD SINGAPOREAN now
and start serving the nation!
Whoooooo.


Dinner in IDONTKNOWWHAT,
with THE WORST STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE IN MY LIFE,
but maybe THE BEST PASTA SAUCE.
Yuwen slurp down her own plus Leqi,
omg.
I should thank god for spilling
half the cup accidentally!
HAHAHAHA
And we went MONSTER ICE,
for dessert.


I want to eat ROADSIDE DURAINS BADLY NOW!
WE'RE MEETING TO DO BALLOON SCULPTING OMG,
i think we'll scream so loud,
that all the balloons start to burst.
HAHAHAHA

I had rather have a fool make me merry


IM SUPPOSE TO BY FLYING IN THE AIR
COS ITS FRIDAY.


but now,
I FEEL LIKE SHIT.


SMU interview is tmr morning.
I dont know how to get there.
I dont know what to wear.
GO TO HELL.
can i wear shorts,
im g to explore fort canning park after that.


And so ive heard,
its a 500 words long essay,
EXCUSE ME,
how long have i not written a sentence more than 10 words.
(blogging is not counted)


and i think my handwriting is prolly,
out of proportion.


plus a group discussion,
with a bunch of other candidates.
I guess everyone is gg to be talking, NON STOP.
They prolly has brains that NEVER
stop churning, and mouths that never runs out of saliva.


im gg to throw my face there
I HOPE, i'll NEVER NEVER see
those people EVER EVER AGAIN


goodness hell me.
I WANT TO GO SHOPPING INSTEAD.


You see.
When the going gets tough,
the tough goes shopping.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

House of thoughts


OMG HAHA
I went to Macdonalds today,
to pay a deposit for birthday party.
For goodness sake. HAHAHA


Anyway, the lady and i was perfectly fine talking about it.
she:"so would you like to order an cake,
its chocolate with icingg"
me:"how many people to one cake?"
she:"generally, kids eat very little,
so one cake about like 15 kids"
me:"ummm"
she:"how old is the birthday girl?"
me:"SHES TURNING 19"
OMG,
you should have seen her face,
it was like showing,
"please go and die, and
i want to run to the kitchen
and laugh my ass out"


HAHAHHA.
She went on saying:
"but our presents are for young children,
blah blah blah"


anyway,
the person whose turning 19,
and having mother hell party in MACDONALDS,
is TANNYWONGSEEMUN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


And theres MACDONALDS invitation card.


i was so embarassed when i said
the birthday is 19,
and most of the guest are teenagers.
YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE URSELF, BITCH!!!




FRIDAY FRIDAY. WHOO.
I dont want sat to come though
OMG. ESSAY and waht GROUp DISCUSSION,
go to hell!!
HAHA

Sit and wonder the unrealistic

OMG.
Just 7 more days,
and i'll be off this BORING
and STILL BORING OFFICE WORK.
Actually, as ive said i dont do alot.


For today,
i just sat in the Staff lounge,
even when lunch hour is over,
cos they're playing ENCHANTED OMGOMG!
FAB.


And then, when i go back,
i went online reading children's fairytale.
i told you they bann many many stupid websites.


I see my colleaque with tonnes of paper to shred.
I took all of them,
stand and shred for god knows how long.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I learn NOTHING OKAY,
seriously.


And i start gossiping with this new temp,
about the prev temp whom ran away/fired.
i dont know


THIS KINDA DAYS will be over WHOOO
THREE CHEEERS.


And LEQI said we're gg fort canning park this SAT.
HAHA this is so ever random,
like WHY FORT CANNING PARK
SO FUNNY.
But i reckon, she wants to catch some ghost.
HAHAHA I dont think i want to know if shes caught any
HELP. HAH

Alladin's magic lamp


WHOOOOOOOOO.
N BITCH HAHA for dinner+supper,
YES thanks for the shirt,
and i cant blif you're gg all the way
to china to sweep graveeeee.
AHAHAH


Anyway.
SMU called me down for INTERVIEW.
I dont know why i signed up for it.
Not like i really want to go there.
Its just that, i dont want to kill any chances.
And now,
I HATE INTERVIEWS OMG.
Mother helll.


Im INTROVERTED,
IN FACT, i think I HATE TALKING.


INTERVIEW, is not just interview,
its a stupid group interview.
If its single,
i can embarass myself, and would NEVER
see the professors again.
BUT with people around,
IM SUPER SHEEEP SHY.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Please do not group me with people
that give 100000 long answers to every qn.
I would punch their face, and kick their ass.
Or nono,
i would prolly be hinting them with killer staressss.


OKAY the interview is this sat.
This sucks.
im going to feel like a complete idiot there.


ITS APRILS FOOOOL.


And this is so coool!!!
WHO WANTS TO GO.
CAN WE GOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.herstory.ws/newsletter/index.php?nid=23