Such broken legacies remain,
From disconcerted lullabies;
Gray paintings all left in disdain,
On this somber winter's night.




I NEED THE EXERCISE OMG.
RUN
BABY
RUN
HAHAHAHAHA

Miss,not


Ive not died,
im just getting extremely lazy,
like a total,
couch potato.


Met Jess&Nigel, SHITS.
HAHAHA,
Ate like some pig reincarnate,
im serious,
after a full full meal in CHOMPCHOMP,
we had PRATA,
still enjoyed coooffffeee bean
SUCKS.
HAHAHA


And i also met MADDIES BABIES:D
in town,
had great japanese meal for dinner,
and our bitchings HAHAH
about,
GREAT DRESS SENSE PEOPLE,
soooo great,
it catches our attention.
OUR FOURSOME DATE,
is always goood.


DID I MENTION,
the MUMMIES in my office,
are like BAE YONGJUN FAN.
haha
i saw his picture.
SO I DECIDED,
im gg to print out
BENNY CHAN,
bring it to war,
like how i fought with TANNY
about DICKY.


One of them brought me ard the hospital,
goodness me,
goood place she showed me.
"This is the mortuary"
I almost pee-ed in my pants.
HAHA


I WANT TO LEARN SALSA/MUAYTHAI/THIRD LANGUAGE.
i want EVERYTHING.






If you miss the train im on,
you will know that i am gone,
hear the whistle blow,
a hundred miles,
a hundred miles.

Untie the knot


HAHAHA.
OKAY.
I reckon i should get married,
or turn a Mom overnight.
My workplace,
most are married with kids.
And everyday,
they talk like this:
"Wo de Laogong......"
OR
"Wo de Hai zi",
HUSBANDSS AND KIDSSS.
And they say
"aye you nvm lah,
not even married"


OMG they are so kind.
HAHAH


Anyway,
i like this job,
cos i dont really have to be formal,
compared to the last SHIT job.
I wear slippers
and crossed my leg on the chair.


I climb shelves EVERYDAY,
instead of taking the mini ladder,
far too lazy.
Im getting good with climbing.
They think i will fall to my death
AIYO AUNTIES AH.


O level result is on Thurs.
And i heard some people, saying
As is a week after Os,
spoil my day, HAHAHA
It definitely IS NOT,
I HOPE,
let me have a blissful CNY,
Results is gg to make me DIE.


Today,
i met this Uncle,
The one that waves hand rmb?
sharon you better do,
the one we always patronise when we had tuition.


He ask me: "working where?"
I said KK hospital.
And he went : Jie Sheng Po ah?
HAHAH. He thinks i help people give birth,
OH I WISH.


And this little primary school girl,
i met while gg home,
"are you malay?"
"you look malay"
"can i call you kak kak"
HAHAHA.
IM MALAY.

back


A change of phone today,
to Samsung,
and im really not used to it.
HAHAHA


And i lost quite a no. of contactss,
OOOPPS.
Dont be surprise,
if i ask WHO ARE YOU.
Im not being rude!
HAHA


WORK TMR :/
Life is so BORING

Neverrrrrrrland


Ive been lazy to blog,
lazy to come online too.
HAHAHA
Im just mesmerise by NEZHA,
i sleep my daysss away.


Anyway,
yesterday,
met RecruitExpress colleaques,
dinner at pepperlunch,
watched CLOVERFIELD.


OMG,
LISTEN UP,
Its a FABULOUS SHOW,
its a short film,
BUT THEN,
you get tonnes of emotions after the show.
HAHA,
WATCH IT,
and you'll realise there is no limits
to the good&BAD BAD BAD film.


SHOPPING IS GOOD,
THERAPEUTICAL.
I bought two new tops,
and a shorts.
HAHAHA.
I WANT MORE


I received a INTELLIGENT QN from BABY YINGJING.
Its really smart HAHA


YJ: "whats the difference between OOH and AAHH?"
Me: "OOH for WOW and AAHH for HELP? uhhhh i dont know?"
YJ: "ABOUT THREE INCHES"
Me: "??????????????"
YJ: "TSK SEX LAH. Depends on the length of the
penis. SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU."
OMG HAHAHAHA
SHE IS TERRIBLE.


OLD PICTURES
OF
CRAZY COWSSS.
HAHA knocked out.

Muster none


FIRST DAY OF WORK.
In KK hospital.
HAHA pure admin,
its practically 100 filing,
i was doing filing the entire day.
And the files are all over the place,
high&low,
i never had a moment at my desk,
AT ALL.
HAHAHA


Anyway,
im lucky to have a SA girl working with me,
i dint see her in school before.
HAHAH


rmb, my wall paper is my lovely BENNYCHAN/NEZHA.
she: "IS THAT UR BF?!?!?!?!"
Me:"Yeah"
she:"omgggggg"
She thinks he's my bfff!!
HAHAHA.
She dussin know who the hell he is.
SADXZXZXZXZXZ


And something must've been wrong with me friends.
By the time i end work,
i had three msges that ask.
"So how urs first day?
When are you going to quit???"


OMG am i like that!?!?!?

To that ice


OKAY,
Im starting work tmr,
instead of 21st.
Its so sudden right.
HAHAHA


Anyway,
I went Suntec today,
to see Tanny&her crepe,
oh gawd,
Im proud of myself,
for locating the place,
even after walking up&down for long.
HAHAHA


And we went to explore terminal 3.
Its darn huge & deserted.
Not alot of people at all.
But yeah its pretty good.


HAH shes tired,
i guess i made her worse.
We was playing around with the trolley,
and gosh,
i was pushing her,
we really crash, and she dint tell me,
what a LOUD BANG.


Dinnerrr.
Then starbuckkkkkks.
OOOH,
we are noise pollutantss.


Every minute of my life,
i go BENNY BENNY
in her ear,
i think shes gg mad.
BENNY IS ALOT BETTER THAN DICKY,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
HAHAHA

To feel, not to see


My ankle isnt getting any better.
HAHA i took off the bandage,
MY GOD,
its looking like shit.
#&$(#^$*$&(#^*#
I cant stand not being able to run around,
so whats the point of gg out.
I stay at home,
and talk to wall.
Very reluctant go out.
To recover. HAHA
Please understand.


I went for dinner yesterday and today though.
Last night:D
Met yingjing,yuwen,leqi,tony.
What elseeeeeeee!
Dinnner and mindscafe at clarke quay.
At least just SIT&SCREAM
And seriously,
we get sore throats after that,
it sucks HAHAHAH
yes its them! HOHO.


TODAY!
Yingjing&Yujun.
Went to newton for dinner.
OMG PIGS.
ALOT ALOT OF FOOOD.BUT ITS GOOD
Down to clarke quay again,
Brewerks,
how do you spell it.
HAHAHA
And,
Yingjing and her SEX ON THE BEACH,
Like always,
and some fruityy beerr.
Good Long Talk After A Long No-See.
EH! Im getting a lil better.
HAHAHA
Picturess:D

BREWERKS








MINDS:)

Say its me


Omg,
my rotten leg,
hahahaha.
That have not seen sunlight since,
that day


And ive not been to a Sinseh,
cos,
ITS GOING TO KILL ME.
HAHAHA.
Ive got a weak heart.


I went to a clinic rmb,
she say,
i may have crackk something.
HAHAH,
and i say,
i'll let it heal itself.
I think its gg to take years.


Provided that i cant keep still,
its boring me out.


YES.
I got a job,
OMG.
In KK women& children Hospital,
I cant imagine.
It may become,
KK mental hospital,
and if tanny joins me,
its gg to be
KK NIGHT CLUB.
HAHAHAH

Oh hero


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONGSMONGS:D
HAHAHAHAHA
You shitass,
thank god,
all of us still meeet up,
if not,
i'll miss out a whole LOT of laughters right.
If you ever need a job,
please go to the steamboat place,
im sure it suits you!
HAHAHA


Last night:D
Met those IDIOTS.
Mongs,Verns,Janice&Sheryl.
They are so not from pl track,
i cant blif, we're actually same team.
HAHAHA.
They are so alcoholic,
everytime we go out,
you smell vodka.
This time we went CHOMPCHOMP.
And vodka went into that,
large glass of sugarcane.
Plus a bottle of beer.
They started putting up their legs,
talking like AHPEHS.
and acting like JIGONG.


GOD SAVE ME.
I hate JAMES.
MONGS, have you found him?


I went for interview today!
With LEQI that flower fairy.
HAHAHA.
Anyway,
this is to be the Camp Facilitator.
You know school camps,
they need instructors!
Yes, im gg to be that.
Anyway,
it was a group interview.
So the amazing thing is that,


I SPRAINED MY ANKLE THERE,
IN AN INTERVIEW
HAHAHA


That interview is like 3hours.
Pretty fun,
invovles TeddyBear Skipping,
as a group, we have to find the best way to do it.
And when i fell on my ankle,
OMG EMBARASSING.


We got the job!
Waiting for the training coming.
HOHO.
Lunch with Leqi.
We had MUCH LAUGHTER omg.
LUB EUU FLOWER FAIRY.


HAHAHA
I seen a doctor that couldnt do anything,
but wrap.
Cos i will die seeing a sinseh,
i dont wish to.
Neither do i want a x-ray.
HAHA.
Let it recoverrr.


I cant swim anymoreeeeeeeee.


Eh my ankle is stupid.
I fractured my left wrist before,
from training for hurdles


I strained my hamstring,
during competition,


Now, i sprain my ankle
in an interview,
playing teddy bear turns around.
HAHAHAHAHAHA


Im down on luck.
I left my good ole right arm.
HAHAHA

It goes pale


CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED.
Hahahaha,
FREEE everyday.
Hopefully,
i'll get a job soon,
to stop evil MingHwee from mocking me.
@&$*#)&$ HAHA


It feeels so weird,
to go out and see people in school uniform,
i feel OLD.


And i went swimming this morning, with TWIN:D
HAHAHA.
IM UNEMPLOYED,
so are the people at the pool,
its a pathetic few.


Thank you for your bag of FATS.
I savour it within a DAY.


JOB.
EMPLOYERS LOOK FOR ME.
Im only A LITTLE FUSSY.

Dissolved


It's time to get out of the desert into the sun says:
EH.. I KNOW WHAT JOB U CAN DO
she watches on being the unknown says:
I WANT TO BE SEX THERAPIST
It's time to get out of the desert into the sun says:
NO NO
It's time to get out of the desert into the sun says:
PEOPLE WILL DIE
It's time to get out of the desert into the sun says:
U CAN BE LULU THE PORN STAR MAMASAN


THANKS MONSTER J. HAHAH.
My occupation NOW.
Who needs me.


I AM LULU THE PORN STAR MAMASAN.
I have a few porn-babies to promote.
HAHAHA.
I LIST, YOU CHOOSE.


TANNY,YINGJING,YUWEN,LEQI,VERNS,MONGS,
CHLOE,JANICE.
They prolly make it your LAST.


Im JOBLESS.
Hahaha i found a job,
people looking for job.
NOW IM FIRED,
everyone got a job.
OMG and school starts.
I AM SO DEPRESSED.


GO OUT WITH ME.
I WANT TO SWIM.
HAHAHAHA

Lets forget to remember


I wanted to go for Inter-JC peagent today,
at The Arena,
HAHAHA
but then decided to meet,
Yinjing,Yuwen,Leqi&Tony.
Dinner at Crystal Jade.


It was disgustingly embarrassing,
we were like playing with the
people working there,
they really hate us.


Oh,
and we went to MindsCafe,
and i just went there yesterday.
HAHAHA.


Fun baby fun,
ours screams shook the palce im sure.
HAHAHA,
SO EXCITING.
I think,
i must learn how to be a Conqueror,
i sucked a Risk.


I LOVE SEXYLEGSNOT, SEX MACHINE, FLOWERR FAIRY&ARMY BOY
HAHAHAHA

I see it in others


Leqi says:


THIS IS ABSURDLY FUNNY.
LULU JUST GOT FIRED FROM HER JOB.
AND I JUST SACKED MYSELF.
AND YUWEN, SHE’S STILL JOBLESS.
PRETTY SOON YJ IS GONNA QUIT.
AND XW IS THE SOLE SURVIVOR.
ALL OUTINGS ON XIAOWEI FROM NOW ON AH!
WE CANNOT LET PPLE LOOK DOWN ON US BABIES!
WE MUST GET JOBS QUICK QUICK!


I got this from YUWEN's blog,
and i think its ridiculous.
HAHAHAHA WTH


ANYWAY,
SHES RIGHT.
IM FIRED.
I worked only for 8 days
THEN gone for an around two weeks break,
before coming back to work for THREEE days.
And then,
they had a damn meeting.


IM GONE
HAHAHA.
They said,
that the management would release anyone
that is not showing performance.
And indeed they're right.
I couldnt meet the quotaaa.
HAHAHAHA


News that im fired passed really fast.
"OMG YOU ARE FIRED HAHAAHAHAH"
Ive got such NICE frience.


The day i was fired,
i met TQ&viv to go home together.
HAHA and i shouted damn loud,
IM FIRED.
And i wanted to act like those retrench men on tv.
Holding a box,
walkin down orchard road,
looking deranged.
HAHAHA.
I think everyone pities me.


Instead of thinking IM SAD,
people congragulate me.
HAHAHAHA.


Last day of work.
Thats friday(yesterday)
Went out with colleaques.
Huiling&Chiajin&Eugene.
And the guys treated us to cafe Cartel,
their farewell gift for us.
HAHAHA THANKS.


Went down to minds cafe,
board games.
It makes me mad.
Like Tabooooooooooooo.


i was acting out for cj,
"when youre young, your mom gives you what"
HAHAHA.
his answer was MILK,
when i was expecting allowance OMG,
joke.


And what,
Joel joined us,
and whats amazing about him is taht,
He thinks that,
Summer camp activities involves PUMPING.


Hello fucktard,
speak of ur own before commenting others.
This time IM ANNOYED.

Now, i can pray


First day of Work,
First day of School.
WORK for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Adult fare for me starts.
And it sucked.
HAHAHA
I shall get use to it.


Dinner with BABYSHIT TANNY,
in The Soup Bowl.
And omg,
I HATE HER SO MUCH


me:YOUR BURP STINKS!
T: YOUR BREATH STINKS.
me:YOUR ARMPIT STINKS.
T:HOW LONG HAVE YOU NOT BATH!


Its so loud,
the bengs/lians beside us
was staring secretly.
HAHAHA


She got a job!
Anyway,
She wont be getting a job from my side.
Cos i told the other consultant
"Aye she very fussy one, this one dont want
that one dont want"


I went with her for her jabs,
with my worms.
On the bus.
T:your sister looks like you.
And i yelled:NOOOOOOOO
I dont want to go your house.
HAHAHAHAHA
On the way there.
T: EH ONE NIGHT HOW MUCH.
It was so loud.
I think im gg to kill myself.


WEEKENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :)

Clouds of Lullaby


HAPPY NEW YEARRRRR EVERYBODYY.
2008 IS HERE.


NWE YEARS EVE!!


OMG. HELLUVAA LONGGGGG NIGHT.
HAHAHA.
Met Mongs,Janice&Verns.
We had to real-ed the fake IDs,
they made.
HAHA whoa, it looks pretty real,
i want to be 21,
we should make that.


We went arcade while waiting.
OMGGGGG.
We are like idiots,
tell me which ass screams like mad,
while racing.
VERNS: "we screamed louder than we did in NATIONALS"
FYI, nationals, is a major track competitiom.
HAHAH


Down to Marina bay for Steamboat.
OKAY,
we sucked.
Comparing to the previous trip,
with those horny shit,
i dint eat much,
cos WE CANT COOOK.
No one to peel prawns,
or rather, no one DARES to cook prawn/crabs.


There's ALOT of scream factors.
THEY scream so loud,
the people came over to see,
what happened.
And Verns fried mushrooms for us.
I dont really eat the black mushrooms.
SHE GAVE ME TWO
I ate it reluctantly
me:OKOK i eat.
V:SPIT IT OUT NOW,NOWNOWNOWNOW!
me:ummm. OKAY
And grab her hand,
and there she goes.
HAHAHA


I think the surrounding tables,
just had to STARE at our shitts.
We had our eggs rolling on the floor.
Meat on the floor,
and a pile on the table.
The pot was like some dustbin.
The food are so not cooked(they said it is though),
I fry somemore,
chaota,
dump in the pot.
AT LEAST thank god MONGs coooked NOTBAD.
And janice and her SUNNY side up omg.


Met chloe,
and we went down to esplanade,
to watch FIREWORKS.
OMG.
We said it look like,
we're all on the run,
squeeze like some shit.
But theres SO MANY GUI LIN GAO ard.
ASK ME WHATS GUI LIN GAO.
And theres this GuiLinGao,
laughing like........
And we suspect that
PRATA to some of them are like some sex call.
HAHA
Cos we were craving for prata.
We kept shouting prata,
and to the diff groups,
they all turned,
one even gave the cheeky "HEH HEH HEH'


Fireworks was as usual,
NICE but SHORt.


AND THEN.
we went to TOWN.
Had LongJohn for Supper
like after how many hours of steamboat.
I know we suck.


They brought what,
Redbullsss, heineken, bottle of dont-know-what liquor.
HAHAH.
And so many police lurking about,
checking people,
we were like hiding.
BUT THEN,
its either them loitering,
or the bengs.
WE HATE CHEUUUU.


We decided to walk to CLARKE QUAY,
like at 3am,
and the route was to what.
WALK THRU FORT CANNING PARK.
Im a scaredy,
JANICE, you are MAD,
wanted to visit what RED HOUSE somemore
for goodness sake
3am, in that park


V took our her beer bottle,
and gave me a penknife,
ready to attack.
OMG its hilarious.
We reached clarke quay, like
CIVILISATION


Trooped about.
And they went 7eleven,
like they are heavenly-liquor-queens.
I bought YAKULT instead.
HAHA enough is enough.


We witness this BURLY angmoh,
trying to beat up like petite malay man,
and the polices were just not witnessing it,
standing elsewhere,
doing godknowswhat.


Played cards,
and then,
verns was wasted.
UNSTABLE CONDITION.
And then we all knocked out,outside some random pub,
since its like 5+ am,
and night life ended.
HAHHA.
We just slept.
FROM CHLOE
"At about 5 plus in the morning the four of us semi-passed out on the table with all our phones and cameras exposed, it's amazing how no one stole our stuff with 4 of us in a state of coma. "


THANK GOD.
Must be those police watching us.
HAHAHA LIKE ANGELS.


And theres this crazy guy,
who kept on swearing.
"You tell that fkn bastard that I will break his fkn toe off his spine tomorrw. Do you hear me?! I am gonna fkn beat him up, he wouldn't be able to fkn stand up anymore, I will fkn break his neck like a chicken..."
we almost died at the chicken part.


Chloe was A JOKE.
She took someone's bottle without realising.
And kept asking like
"THEN WHERES MINE, ROLLLED IN THE RIVER?"
when its in her other hand.
HAHAHA


it was freezing cold,
we woke up at SEVEN plus,
down to bishan for breakfast(prata)
and now,
im really TIRED.


THERES WORK TMR.
AHHHHH.
FUN IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRR.
AND WE'RE NOT LIANS,
you shitsss.
ITS JUST A NIGHT OUT.
LOVE YOU MONSTER WOMEN.


Pictures another time!!