A silent submission
TANNY WONG.
HAHA
ITS HER ACTUAL BIRTHDAY TODAY.
And i send her a msg last night
purpose to wish her HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
But that msg simply did not contain that
two most impt words
It goes:" Fucker tanny, you ah peh.
I feel so much younger than you!
So much more youthful and energised!
Aye drink more herbal and take care of
your failing health"
HAHAH
Thats all.
The crude language was all becos
she IS crude.
We have to be on PAR
when conversing.
And she replied annoyingly HAHA
"Nabei you dint even wish me happy birthday in that msg
LOL fucking auntie THANKS. Dontknowforwhat"
PLEASE BE APPRECIATIVE LAH WEE!
Anyway,
HEY WEE, YOURE THE BOMB(pick up line),
CONTINUE SPICING UP MY LIFE.
What else?
"You know hand ball?"
HAHA YOUR HAND. MY BALL.
OKAY thats shit.
EIGHTEEN OLD TISSUE HAIR. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I take your bottle,
I put it in someone else bag,
That someone else finds it,
and went moronic - 'OMG whose is this whose is this????'
HAHAHA
And thats what spice up my day today.
Ive an animal farm
with Bobby, Dicky and Harry,
And someone new i adopted today, MOLLY.
I have ECONS tuition for the FIRST TIME
in my entire life today.
HAHA.
Waited for Shihan to end Green club,
And since everyone else,
I would want to stay back with are all busied with CCA
Ive decided to be SUPER ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY
and go help her out.
And the job was Refilling classrooms marker.
I think its freaking dumb.
HAHA
And its so not me,
I could have spilled the ink all over the place,
or end up putting handprints on your face.
BUT I DINT.
I filled like Five Markers.
OmgXXXXxxXXX proud.
THANK ME EMBRACE ME LOVE ME
HAHA
We caught a bit of Rugby match with GGPAL!
I hope we won, And i see
SA was really good!!!
I want to join contact rugby too.
TAKE ME TAKE ME:D
And i see violence,
I see blood,
And i see how cool a physio therapist can be
SO ive decided to change from a FUTURE SEX THERAPIST
to a PHYSIO THERAPIST.
Both are oh-so-great,
Dont you agree?
Yea?!
YES
Dinnered.
ECONS TUITION omg.
It was near Cat high.
And im so bloody glad we wasnt lost.
Its a effing cool bomb shelter
And really i mean,
the kinda underground bomb shelter
OH WHOA,
I feel so safe.
And theres NO RECEPTION
And the tuition is full of trackers again
HAHA
Okay not alot,
but quite a bit,
from what they say.
Huajia and this other girl(whose name i forgot, oops)
Said there were more than 4!
They stilled rmb, I was the one that fractured
my wrist cos of hurdles.
And they are all injured as well,
missed National Juniors 100m too
So yes,
i dont feel that idiotic anymore
HAHA
And one reason why that tuition is great is cos,
They are the only one,
FIRST AND ONLY ONE
i went to that provide you unlimited amount of snacks.
Even cup noodles.
NOUGATS, chocolates, GUMMYBEARS,CHIPS....
HAHAHA, just grab.
And yes the RJ people infront of me just CANT
JUST CANT stop munching their food.
Wahlao RJ leh.
Eating in that bomb shelter,
made me felt like some soldier,
hahaha planning my own evil plots.
OMG.
Want that experience?!
Want that food?
HAHA
JOIN MY EcONS TUITION.
:)
Labels: birthday song, Soilder on the run.