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BIRTHDAY SHIT




uhhh.
HAHAHA, my tuition kid cant stop
scratching herself omg,
she makes me feel really itchyyy.


Met Verns,Mongs,Janice in town,
bakerzinc for their mmm mm cakes.
BTW, i must mention that MONGS has
express truck lots of interest in
THE HOUSE OF CONDOMS,
she was eyeing this edible bra,
HAHAHA which i think would be very useful for her,
she wants her bra eaten off her bare skin.


Down to ClarkeQuay,
celebratded CHLOE GOH's BIRTHDAY omg,
partyy poppers for start off,
VERNS brought a bottle of wine, omg
A BOTTLE OF WINE in her bag,
what in the world is she doing.
HAHAHAHA.


Bridgeeee,
we played with her two friends,
max and shanti?? From TP Hockey.
i think so, and we play SNORTA,
theme is GODS.
This includes like Buddha, pig god, monkey god,
all the guanyinma HAHA,
go home and get karma, shitheads.
Its just themm, used to karma,
they dont care anymore. WHOOO.


Whats worse, Mongs explained the game to them,
with a very extremely crude example,
which probably make them think,
"mother hell ,are these really girls?!" HHAHA
FROM CHLOE:
I think we scared them quite immensely. We were teaching them snorta and Mings was like "For example, her name (points to Janice) is 'ing Lao Hia Eh!' you must shout her name if she opens the same card as you" Their faces were classic.




Somone's mom threw party when
her daughter had her period for
the FIRST TIME,
thank god its not my mom,
i would die of embarassment!!


EFFFING BORED.
With a BADBAD throat,
i feeel like dyingdyingdyingdying.