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Chrismas EVE :)

Hello world, im back from Desaru.
The trip was good,the cycling journey was awfully traumatising&devastating.
Hahahah.

Met the rest of tthe group at Changi Village at early 8am,
this alone could already have killed me.
Collected bikes and took the boat to Peranggan (something like that)
Hahahaha and there the terrible cycle-till-die journey begins.

Around 20km till the seafood restaurant at Renggit for lunch.
Okay this first half of the journey,
there wasnt much slopes, flat land the whole way.
Thank Holy cow.
BUT thats only warm up. 20km for warm up,
i can join bloody marathon. haha

And after lunch was the horrifying part,
The remaining 40km
we were greeted with a mega long up slope immediately.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That was only the beginning i swear.
We had a million more slopes that came for us,
its all so bad.
Continuous up slopes.
UP down UP down UP down the whole damn way up the hill,
to get up the resortt.
Just for the resort!

Its worst when you can see the long stretch of slopes up ahead,
like streamlined, you know its coming and no matter what,
you need to get up there.
The pace up the slope was SLOW TO THE MAX,
i was pedaling with my all my last ounce of strength,
and i still dont feel like i am moving,
whats worst was that ITS SUPER STRONG HEADWIND,
thats blowing us backwards,
and the guy infront of me probably made his way up that slope,
while i was fighting the wind myself.
THIS SUCKS, i seriously of just falling,
and just sit comfortably back in the safety vehicle.
HAHA

My group has only a pathetic four girls,
and omg the other two are POWER X 10,
pearleen and i could have knelt down to worship them.
They just cycle and flyyyyyy cycle and fly.
And i so dint want to be a loser to be the obnly one in the group
to push my bike up that stupid slopes,
i allowed lactic to simply ate up my legs.
Seriously the most lactic in my life,
i can jolly go break a 400m record now.

HAHA they were motivating me with what.
"Think of what you can tell your grandchildren next time blahblah"
#%*()#()*)&#%*(# But i was thinking by the time i reach desaru,
i dont think i can ever have children you know
HAHA I AM PESSIMISTIC.
I so terribly want to join the other groups that push their bikes up.

I wish i had the energy to snap pictures of those monstrous slopes,
but i was too drained.
LET ME DRAW IT FOR YOU.
And they are cheaters to the max,
everything is "LAST SLOPE"
Every slope we reach,
"COME ON LAST SLOPE, RESORT IS JUST THERE"
Total lies please, last slope? They wish.
They keep giving me false hopes,
i decided to give up on them and approach someone honest,
whom is REALLY HONEST,
"its better not to know"
THANKS HAHAHA nothing helps.

And their reaching is like, ONE HOUR LATER, TWO HOURS LATER.
When i expected just round the corner or something! HAHA
They are umm , really convincing.

Im glad, i went up all of it, and ended up at the beach resort,
wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nice resorttt definitely,
it felt like mirage after the 40 km for up&downs slopes.
But it isnt a nice thought to think that TMR MORNING,
you are returning with the sameeeeee route. HAHA

Buffet dinner, some mass game which i gave up playing,
hahahaha and free time,
down to the gorgeous yet threatening beach,
the beach there looks like its overflowing.
Not like ours,which looks like its dying aye.

Next day,
same route back, the thought of it is probably one of the darkest moment of my life.
HAHA
But thankfully,
it was MUCHMUCH easier today, because of the tail wind
which pushes us up the slopeeeeee.
And there were more downslopes since we were coming down that hillll.
Downslopes are SHIOK,
its so FAST, that some people lost control and fell off their bikes.
And its over in seconds when it felt like hours to get up those upslopes.
UGH.

And there we're back,
all with aching butts&jelly legs.
Though very much satisfied that, NO IM NOT A LOSER,
i dint push my bikes at all. HAHA YAYS.
I am NEVER going overseas cycing trips again,
This is one challenge,
and thats it, I AM CHALLENGED,
HAHA.

Oh btw, HAHAH everytime some hitched up happends,
like someon's bike is down or someone fell,
everyone will say,
ITS MY DOING HAHAHAHA,
"you purposely one right, make her fall/spoil their bikes,
so that you can rest"
oh wells, i wouldnt mind.
EH haha
I WHERE GOT LIKE THAT.

Dinner in Changi Village,
and make them took a bus
which i was told will go to pasaris MRT,
but dint know where to alight,
so we all got LOST, and this for real is my fault.
HAHAHAHA
They dont trust me ANYMOREXZXZXXZ. SADXZXZ

Cab home and uncle thought i was malay,
Okay the weather in Desaru was majorly scorching,
everyone else puts like 5 layers of sunblock,
I DINT EVEN HAVE ONE and dint want to put too,
SERVE ME RIGHT,
I am burnt.

Me: Lorong Ah Soo.
Taxi uncle: Okay, ni yao zhe me qu? by this blahblah way or that lahlah way
Me: huh, umm (I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHICH WAY TO GO)

now he turns arounddddd
Taxi uncle: SORRY SORRY, i thought you were chinese.
And he goes on to explain EVERYTHING in english again.
Me: I UNDERSTAND CHINESEEEEEEE. I AM CHINESE!
Taxi uncle: oh.

HAHAHAHAHA. That bad.
PEEEEKTURES SOOOOOOOON:)